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Geronimo. Geronimo. Geronimo. Geronimo. |
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*turns around every five seconds or so, except during the chorus* |
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Jul 13, 2019 17:53
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(confused) But Mr. Cobain, if you're directly asking me to do it doesn't that imply consent? |
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Jul 13, 2019 17:55
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*security dragging nude person off the raised stage at a play* james brown told me to, HE TOLD ME TO
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Jul 13, 2019 18:04
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*waves my hands apathetically* |
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Jul 13, 2019 18:16
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*increases the intensity, quality, and efficiency of my work in hopes of a proportionate increase in strength* |
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Jul 13, 2019 18:25
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*Technologic comes on* 
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Jul 13, 2019 18:28
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google THIS posted:*waves my hands apathetically* |
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Jul 13, 2019 19:03
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Kriss Kross and Daddy Mac made me jump. Twice. |
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Jul 13, 2019 19:19
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Okay, okay, I'll take you to the river. Geeze. |
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Jul 13, 2019 19:28
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joke_explainer posted:Okay, okay, I'll take you to the river. Geeze.
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Jul 13, 2019 19:57
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joke_explainer posted:Okay, okay, I'll take you to the river. Geeze. |
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Jul 13, 2019 21:10
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That seems like a pretty nice sweater, but I guess I'll hold that thread. Wait, where are you going? |
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Jul 13, 2019 21:17
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okay i get it, its hot here. i'll turn up the air conditioner, just put your clothes back on
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Jul 13, 2019 22:44
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Unexpectedly running into old friends while out on my horse, which embaressingly hasn't even been washed!
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Jul 13, 2019 23:40
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What if I want to take my hat off? I don't even LIKE hats! Sheesh!
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Jul 14, 2019 01:46
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[sweats nervously while listening to hey ya by outkast and tightly gripping a vial of nitroglycerin] |
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Jul 14, 2019 01:58
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Do WHAT to the police? I hardly know 'em. |
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Jul 14, 2019 06:12
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| (game of thrones spoilers) I think the Night King took Vanilla Ice's signature song a little too far | |
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Jul 14, 2019 06:21
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Well, I can bring you love and I can get you high, but I really cannot see how to bring you both at once. How does that even work?
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Jul 14, 2019 13:22
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I consume raw coal; It will fuel me for the coming journey. I also imbibe large quantities of water; this too is an important component for what I am about to attempt. I line up me feet with the tracks, and ignite the coal within me. Soon, I can feel the steam building as the water inside of me boils. My feet rise, then fall- slowly at first, then faster and faster. I am now moving. I'm doing it. I'm doing the locomotion... |
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Jul 14, 2019 14:34
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Well, whaddayaknow? It is in a book. |
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Jul 14, 2019 16:16
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Splatmaster posted:I consume raw coal; It will fuel me for the coming journey. I also imbibe large quantities of water; this too is an important component for what I am about to attempt. I line up me feet with the tracks, and ignite the coal within me. Soon, I can feel the steam building as the water inside of me boils. My feet rise, then fall- slowly at first, then faster and faster. I am now moving. |
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Jul 14, 2019 16:29
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day 394: still no sleep. have finally completed a full count of all sheep; unfortunately i have run out of sheep to count.
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Jul 14, 2019 18:47
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*puts hands up* (is a single lady) |
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Jul 14, 2019 20:53
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...let's do CHUCK! Chuck, Chuck, Bo-Buck https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 14, 2019 21:09
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Ugh, this headache will drive me mad. This can't be good for my health. |
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Jul 14, 2019 21:33
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I wish they would play more Hanukkah songs in the mall. Having to insist on having a wonderful Christmastime every year is making the mishpokhe think I'm meshugga. |
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Jul 14, 2019 21:48
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Psychiatrist: So tell me how I can help you today. Patient: It's that song. It was so seductive and inviting, I couldn't resist Psychiatrist: Tell me more... Patient: You know the one, by the Symbol. Psychiatrist: I... I don't understand. Patient: You know, the Symbol. He did Purple Rain... Psychiatrist: OH! You mean Prince! Patient: *sighing* Yes, of COURSE I meant Prince. Psychiatrist: But... what does Prince have to do with your visit today? Patient: He suggested that I... no, I can't even talk about it. It's too risky. Psychiatrist *handing patient pen and paper*: Here, write it down? Patient *taking pen and pad*: *scribbles something down on paper* Here you go. Psychiatrist *reading note*: Ah. Ok. Yeah... I suspected as much. *pulls out phone and searches for something, after a brief moment sound comes out* Prince's "Let's Go Crazy" plays. Both doctor and patient go on a drug-fueled rampage on Dairy Queens and Burger Kings, compelling everyone there to go crazy and engage in a food orgy to honor their fallen Prince |
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Jul 14, 2019 23:00
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sorry to wake you up, but i'm about to go go |
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Jul 14, 2019 23:48
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moving my horses from the front of the barn to the back |
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Jul 14, 2019 23:48
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Splatmaster posted:I consume raw coal; It will fuel me for the coming journey. I also imbibe large quantities of water; this too is an important component for what I am about to attempt. I line up me feet with the tracks, and ignite the coal within me. Soon, I can feel the steam building as the water inside of me boils. My feet rise, then fall- slowly at first, then faster and faster. I am now moving.
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Jul 14, 2019 23:59
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I don't know how this saves a horse, but you sure do give good piggy back rides, pardner |
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Jul 15, 2019 00:22
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*Hires a nature documentary crew to tape the evening's intercourse* |
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Jul 15, 2019 00:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeUBwpx8FEg
Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Jul 15, 2019 https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jul 15, 2019 00:44
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doctor ive been blacking out and i think i need help, you see i cant coherently remember what took place this morning in between me getting out of my bed and putting on a little makeup is there a chance i could be hiding something?
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Jul 15, 2019 04:59
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Things I won't do: -Sleep in the subway -Sleep in the pouring rain -I won't rush to get old -Blame it on the sunshine, moonlight or good times -But I won't do that Things I will do: -Take my time young man -Take it in my stride -Not rush to get old -Live my life -Blame it on the boogie -Get down and boogie oogie oogie -The Hokey Pokey -Anything for love -Stomp (all night. In the neighborhood. Because it feels alright.) -Freak out (and say "Chic") -Stomp (this time because George Clinton said to) -Bang my head -Feel the noise -the Boot Scoot Boogie -the Electric Slide -the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump thanks for reading this far! I was seeing if you were paying attention -Stop, wonder what that sound is, and along with everyone else look what's going down -Do it (until I'm satisfied. Whatever it is. I gotta do it. Do it. Do it 'til I'm satisfied) -Walk on sunshine |
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Jul 15, 2019 06:22
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someday it will all pay off for me after all my searching, i will find the heart of gold |
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Jul 15, 2019 06:42
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i'm laying on the ground, but can't find a dinosaur or leash |
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Jul 15, 2019 06:45
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bono: i still haven't found what I'm looking for me: well it's always in the last place you look CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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