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AKZ posted:Please do a certified laboratory bacteria test at your residence and stay safe! Time to bust out the ol' Lamotte kit.
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jesus loving christ op why dont you poo poo in the pee toilet im actually unreasonably mad about that
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Nov 15, 2019 04:57
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HardDiskD posted:jesus loving christ op why dont you poo poo in the pee toilet It's utterly baffling
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Nov 15, 2019 04:58
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 I WON'T DO IT
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Nov 15, 2019 05:09
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Do you have a dog? Poop in the yard. Dog eats poop. Bing bong problem solved, so easy.
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Nov 15, 2019 05:15
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Do you have a dog? I don't have a dog but there are a lot of black bears that are kind of like dogs I guess. Would they eat my poo?
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Nov 15, 2019 05:17
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Literally A Person posted:I don't have a dog but there are a lot of black bears that are kind of like dogs I guess. Would they eat my poo? Yeah but now you’ve showed them where they can get an easy meal.
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Nov 15, 2019 05:18
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Literally A Person posted:
So if you sit down and have to both poop and pee, and you pee first, you flush before pooping?
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Nov 15, 2019 05:19
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`Nemesis posted:So if you sit down and have to both poop and pee, and you pee first, you flush before pooping? This is not a matter of logic!!!
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Nov 15, 2019 05:24
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A True Goon would simply poo poo his pants. GB2Fark
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Nov 15, 2019 05:32
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Just get one of those big water tanks in a cage if you're rural, they're a few hundred bucks and rated for drinking water or whatever, hold several hundred gallons https://www.uline.com/Product/Detail/H-4420/IBC-Tanks/IBC-Tank-330-Gallon
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Nov 15, 2019 05:56
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shovelbum posted:Just get one of those big water tanks in a cage if you're rural, they're a few hundred bucks and rated for drinking water or whatever, hold several hundred gallons But then you have to climb to the top with your bowels already bursting.
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Nov 15, 2019 07:30
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Literally A Person posted:All of my buckets are already filled with poo. Not my poo. Other poo. Seriously though haven't you got a gallon jug filled with water that you keep in a closet for just this moment? That's all you need to flush a toilet. I mean, not like everyone needs that in their bathroom, but you have a special situation that you can reasonably predict will happen every so often.
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Nov 15, 2019 07:42
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Literally A Person posted:I don't have a dog but there are a lot of black bears that are kind of like dogs I guess. Would they eat my poo? Next time you see a black bear, go outside and poop then see if it eats it. The bear will not attack you while you're pooping, this is an unwritten law of the animal kingdom.
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Nov 15, 2019 07:47
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Burt Sexual posted:Tyvm for saving this planet, and pooing minimally as well. why would you eat the poo poo just bury it next time, cripes!
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Nov 15, 2019 08:31
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i am harry posted:Seriously though haven't you got a gallon jug filled with water that you keep in a closet for just this moment? That's all you need to flush a toilet. I mean, not like everyone needs that in their bathroom, but you have a special situation that you can reasonably predict will happen every so often. You have to understand that all LAP is willing to do about this situation is bitch at us about it once a month. Actually solving the problem would require some sort of effort.
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Nov 15, 2019 11:25
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I too think u shoulda poo poo in a hole op, rather than walk around all day plugged up with your own turds. Boy scouts can do it, and they're literal children. Are you lower than a child, OP?
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Nov 15, 2019 13:08
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Literally A Person posted:Time to bust out the ol' Lamotte kit. You know in the grand scheme of things I'm just happy when people aren't telling me that drinking their own straight pipe effluent is fine and makes their coffee taste better.
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Nov 15, 2019 15:21
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Literally A Person posted:I don't have a dog but there are a lot of black bears that are kind of like dogs I guess. Would they eat my poo? does a bear eat a poo poo in the woods?
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Nov 15, 2019 15:23
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i am harry posted:Seriously though haven't you got a gallon jug filled with water that you keep in a closet for just this moment? That's all you need to flush a toilet. I mean, not like everyone needs that in their bathroom, but you have a special situation that you can reasonably predict will happen every so often. I do have a few gallon jugs, luckily this time I was able to squeeze the last flush out of my terlet before wasting it on a pee. Mozi posted:does a bear eat a poo poo in the woods? THAT'S WHAT I'M ASKING!!??
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Nov 15, 2019 16:28
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hey op i had a nice poo poo and piss at the same time this morning and it only took one flush to clean 
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Nov 15, 2019 17:53
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Sunswipe posted:You have to understand that all LAP is willing to do about this situation is bitch at us about it once a month. Actually solving the problem would require some sort of effort. I for one appreciate his dedication to providing us with solid entertainment. And that's why I've nominated forums user Literally A Person for this year's Goon In A Hole award
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Nov 15, 2019 18:51
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Captain Hygiene posted:I for one appreciate his dedication to providing us with solid entertainment. And that's why I've nominated forums user Literally A Person for this year's Goon In A Hole award PLEASE I AM IN THIS HOLE!!! CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A SHOVEL?! I'M PRETTY SURE I NEED TO DIG TO GET OUT!
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Nov 15, 2019 18:52
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UPDATE!!!! Found the leaky water line. Sadly it is beyond my abilities to fix so I have to wait for the wife to get home. She's one of the best tradeswomen I know and is especially good at plumbing so now that I've excavated the repair is on her.
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Nov 15, 2019 18:54
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OP did you ever poo poo in the woods because let me tell you, as another well-having person, I'm not loving waiting around for the plumbing like you do if we're out of water. There's a whole wide world out there and plenty of bushes. And copperheads.
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Nov 15, 2019 18:58
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:OP did you ever poo poo in the woods because let me tell you, as another well-having person, I'm not loving waiting around for the plumbing like you do if we're out of water. There's a whole wide world out there and plenty of bushes. No, this time I saved up the last flush so I was able to comfortably poo on the terlet.
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Nov 15, 2019 18:59
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Captain Hygiene posted:I for one appreciate his dedication to providing us with solid entertainment. i see what you did there
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Nov 15, 2019 19:26
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Literally A Person posted:PLEASE I AM IN THIS HOLE!!! CAN SOMEONE SEND ME A SHOVEL?! I'M PRETTY SURE I NEED TO DIG TO GET OUT! Just keep pooping in the hole until you fill up the hole with poop and then you can just walk out of the poop hole.
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Nov 15, 2019 19:29
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HardDiskD posted:i see what you did there That was just a hopeful guess
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Nov 15, 2019 19:49
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Oct 17, 2021 19:11
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How's the toilet situation these days LAG? Or do ghosts even need to poo?
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Oct 17, 2021 19:12
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Captain DIEgiene posted:How's the toilet situation these days LAG? Or do ghosts even need to poo? We got a new water commissioner who just happens to be married to our water system's plumber. The outages have slowed to about once every 3 months. I like it. A lot.
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