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Goons Are Gifts

I propose we expand our gun pile into a fully fledged game: find the loaded HK G36 5.56 x 45mm NATO in a 5 meter tall pile of randomly selected loaded assault rifles!!

Winner gets to keep one gun from the pile.


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Heather Papps

hello friend


i am so excited for the bullet/shell potluck



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Heather Papps posted:

i am so excited for the bullet/shell potluck

Are we going to play bullet hell games? I can bring a bartop MAME cab. Well more I can build one it doesn't exist yet but how expensive can a tiny monitor and some wood be to house my existing RaspberryPi?



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Heather Papps

hello friend


i think we have a different idea of bullet hell but yes bring a "maim" cabinet i guess?



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Goons Are Ghouls posted:

I propose we expand our gun pile into a fully fledged game: find the loaded HK G36 5.56 x 45mm NATO in a 5 meter tall pile of randomly selected loaded assault rifles!!

Winner gets to keep one gun from the pile.

*fires off a shot from my ar15 as a means of voting "yes"*

Goons Are Gifts

pixaal posted:

Are we going to play bullet hell games?

BYOB Ikaruga will be amazing, I need a series of blue and red LEDs for my truck, a very long straight field free of obstacles, two filled Walmart storages of bullets and roughly 4500 vehicles loaded with C4 that automatically triggers when hit with the red or blue LED light.


Escape From Noise

Just flexin' my guns. They are just poppin' the heck off! drat!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
**finishes up putting all the dirty guns into the dishwasher**

Heather Papps

hello friend


Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

**finishes up putting all the dirty guns into the dishwasher**

okay but you know my special gun is hand wash only!!!!



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Escape From Noise

I've removed the safety on all of my guns so nobody will EVER get the drop on me!

death sext


i took all the discarded safeties and added them to my gun. you fool. now i sit comfortably in my fortress of impenetrable gun responsibility


Escape From Noise

death sext posted:

i took all the discarded safeties and added them to my gun. you fool. now i sit comfortably in my fortress of impenetrable gun responsibility

"Noooooooooooooooooooo!," I shout while shooting recklessly, with no limits into the heavens.

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Turns out ammo was a a safety you can remove the need for it and just keep firing. Always wondered how they never seem to run out of bullets in movies.

Escape From Noise

pixaal posted:

Turns out ammo was a a safety you can remove the need for it and just keep firing. Always wondered how they never seem to run out of bullets in movies.

It is called movie magic.

Heather Papps

hello friend


yeah i put all my points in to gunwizardry so i get a bunch of really useful cantrips



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


So do you like enchant your bullets with fireball? You like shoot them and after the bullet penetrates the target the fireball goes off causing a massive explosion?



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Finger Prince


What's that you've got there? A FiveseveN? Cute, but it's no SixninE.

Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

So do you like enchant your bullets with fireball? You like shoot them and after the bullet penetrates the target the fireball goes off causing a massive explosion?

i mean i could but it's p resource intensive, mostly i just cast shellaleigh and smash dudes with the wooden stock to deal magic damage.



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Okay cool so if the robots come to the BYOB Weapon Safety BBQ you can fend them off with lightning cool, they hate lighting magic!



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Heather Papps

hello friend


pixaal posted:

Okay cool so if the robots come to the BYOB Weapon Safety BBQ you can fend them off with lightning cool, they hate lighting magic!

IF the roof is high enough, or i have a day to read some guns n ammo and a grimoire or two



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

*starts calling it ammah instead of ammo and hopes u all kind of just accept it as my thing*

Heather Papps

hello friend


no one has said anything bout me callin' bullets "gun food"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Heather Papps posted:

no one has said anything bout me callin' bullets "gun food"

No, the full cartridge is gun food. Bullets are gun poop.

google THIS

Specifically, an assembled cartridge is soup in a bread bowl, but that goes without saying. And casings are, uh...gun pee...

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


so bullets are a type of ghost?



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death sext


i know everything about gun safety but nothing about ghost safety!

what do we do?#


nut

pixaal posted:

so bullets are a type of ghost?

haha yeah a real spooky ammah *looks around expectantly*

Escape From Noise

I'm making bullet time!

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I have a 69 caliber gun that shoots 420 rounds per minute

Heather Papps

hello friend


nut posted:

haha yeah a real spooky ammah *looks around expectantly*

lol that rules



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


a shell casing is gun foods skellington, btw



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

Heather Papps

hello friend


the powder charge is it's life force, or "soul"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

google THIS

Spying a pack of wild bullets, I carefully creep up and chuck a deer carcass at them, saying a prayer as their spirits return to the earth and thanking them for providing food for my gun.

Heather Papps

hello friend


The five parts of the bullet were the Ren, the Ba, the Ka, the Sheut, and the Ib.

The Ren was the name given to a bullet at manufactoring.

The Sheut was the bullets's smoke trail or silhouette. the smoke from the barrel, somehow, contained part of the essence of the bullet.

The Ib was a metaphysical heart and it is the focus of emotion, thought, will and intention. They understood it as the seat for the soul. this is the powder.

The Ba was the specific projectile type. Everything that makes a bullet unique.

The Ka was the vital fire or spark, that distinguishes living bullets from dead (warm vs. cold).



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

pixaal

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Bullet Bill just wants to soar the sky forever. Do not intrude on his path



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The bullet is what does the real work. The gun is there to support the bullet and help it on its way.

google THIS

You don't actually need a gun to shoot a bullet, but Big Gun has done a good job marketing itself as an indispensable bullet accessory.

nut

i shoot the enter button everytime i post

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Slumpy

poverty goat posted:

Please remember that the bong is fragile, and full of bong water. DO NOT use it as a weapon in the living room.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5asohoiR6E

slumpy

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