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Hitlersaurus Christ
Oct 14, 2005

Those are actually really good rates for a love hotel tbh

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kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Mangostein's Monster

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I am addicted to the Aloe Vera chunks floating around in the mangosteen juice.

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I just want to clarify that I do, in fact, "get" this reference, unlike some of these chuckleheads

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Mangosteen! It has so many amazing qualities! It's so crunchy! It's sweet! It's spicy! It has an amazing aftertaste! And to top it all off, Mangosteen's very spicy!

The best way to use Mangosteen is with a simple salad! You can even make it into a delicious soup! And it's even better when you make it with your favorite dipping sauce! This one tastes best with my homemade spicy ketchup, which you can read more about here!

This recipe comes together very quickly, and I've included step by step photos below for your convenience!

If you're interested in this recipe, you can find it on Pinterest.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Toxic Mental posted:

I remember way back when I first moved to Japan I took this girl who was 19 years old to a love hotel in Akihabara. It had a hitachi magic wand that was bolted to the wall and it had a disposable cover on the head. The girl was really innocent but freaky and wanted to try everything, including that wand. I was hesitant to let her use some dingy love hotel’s vibrator but fair play. The bathroom had see through windows. It was like $130 for 3 hours, the front desk was literally a vending machine with keys to the rooms so you didn’t have to shamefully ask for a room from actual humans before you went and had casual sex, a nice Japanese touch.

That was the 4th and last time I hosed her, it was the first time she ever had a guy bust in her mouth, or so she said. The next week she got back together with her boyfriend, which was cool because I met another girl at a club in Roppongi who would take up all of my time for the next two months.

Anyways that’s my story about banging sluts in Tokyo. Hope you enjoyed it and god bless your mess.

But did she swallow?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


I just skimmed the thread but what IS magosteen?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

What IS mangosteen?

Mangosteen is a flower that grows all over the country and in some cases has been cultivated as a culinary ingredient. It is a common name for several species of the plant, and there are several different kinds. The seeds are white and are packed tightly inside small orange colored balls. Mangosteen seeds are also edible and delicious!

How does mangosteen taste?

Mangosteen is commonly eaten fresh with fresh coconut and coconut milk, in place of other dishes with meat. Mangosteen is also added to several traditional soups and curries.

Is mangosteen safe to eat?

Yes, most of the people prefer the dried mangosteen that is grown as a fresh vegetable rather than the fresh fresh kind, which is highly poisonous if eaten raw. The poisonous plant parts contain alkaloids that are toxic to humans and cause diarrhea, vomiting, stomach pain, and a high temperature in the

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


mind the walrus posted:

Is mangosteen safe to eat?

Yes, most of the people prefer the dried mangosteen that is grown as a fresh vegetable

But if its safe to eat then why spine?

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

The part of the mangosteen that is interesting is the pericarp, or rind, or shell. This is inedible, but it can be freeze dried and ground into a powder. It contains antioxidant molecules that are unique to the mangosteen fruit called mangostins.

Look for mangosteen powder with freeze dried pericarp added to it, or if you can find it, just freeze dried mangosteen pericarp powder.

The fruit inside is mostly water, sugar, and cellulose, and not much else.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Linux Pirate posted:

But if its safe to eat then why spine?

Did drinking too much Mangosteen juice destroy Lowtax's spine? A judge's verdict reveals that he was just a 'dumb idiot'

If you're a person who likes the taste of the Mangosteen, then let's say you're a 'dumb idiot' who couldn't see the irony of eating a fruit with the name of 'junk'.

But in a case that shocked the internet when it started, a Texas judge found Lowtax's actions to be justified, calling him a 'craven coward' who didn't care about harming the man he had kidnapped and assaulted.

But if you're a person who thinks the Mangosteen is the most beautiful fruit on the planet, then you probably need to get your head examined right about now, because the verdict in the case could potentially land you in jail for up to three years.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

These are the two latest uber expensive fountain of youth supplements

TA-65
https://www.tasciences.com/what-is-ta-65.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloastragenol

If it protects telomeres then rodent tests should confirm biological immortality, right? Well, no. But they age much healthier, so it's still good! :drac:


Carbon 60
https://www.purehimalayanshilajit.com/carbon-60/
https://carbon60oliveoil.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckminsterfullerene

Don't really know what the idea is here, it's sold as an olive oil supplement, somehow the carbon buckyballs extend life and expand consciousness? :brainworms:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Telebite posted:

These are the two latest uber expensive fountain of youth supplements

TA-65
https://www.tasciences.com/what-is-ta-65.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cycloastragenol

If it protects telomeres then rodent tests should confirm biological immortality, right? Well, no. But they age much healthier, so it's still good! :drac:


Carbon 60
https://www.purehimalayanshilajit.com/carbon-60/
https://carbon60oliveoil.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckminsterfullerene

Don't really know what the idea is here, it's sold as an olive oil supplement, somehow the carbon buckyballs extend life and expand consciousness? :brainworms:

Snake oil.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018


Nope. Every single product like this that has ever existed... all snake oil, every single one. Those two are finally the ones that are the real thing.

This isn't the past, or the present. This is the future.

Necros
Jul 23, 2003

welcome to the hotel mangosteen
such a lovely place
¥5400 STAY

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Necros posted:

welcome to the hotel mangosteen
such a lovely place
¥5400 STAY

The kombucha flows like wine

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
i swear the longer posts in this thread were generated by that AI

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR

Action-Bastard posted:

For the uninformed: Lowtax made a thread about mangosteen juice and ever since then has been connected to big mangosteen.

To clarify the reason why goons made fun of him is it was way back when amazon referral links just came out and some people felt it was dishonest to give a big post about the health benefits of mangosteen and how good mangosteen made him feel without mentioning that he was going to make mango bucks off anyone who bought from that link

For a few years threads like were dealt with swiftly, but I don't think he really gives a poo poo about it anymore and we're all pals here

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Hitlersaurus Christ posted:

Those are actually really good rates for a love hotel tbh

Baka! It's called a gently caress House.

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Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

CPL593H posted:

Baka! It's called a gently caress House.

:wrong:

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