i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti

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Manifisto

Barco Fiesta posted:

ever shoot cheez wiz through the inside of a piece of uncooked penne? i haven't bc it sounds unpleasant but it might be cool if your into that sort of thing

please we are a family friendly forum

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 10, 2020 02:14

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# ? May 5, 2024 01:10

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

When no one was looking I cooked all the spaghetti in this thread

# ? Jan 10, 2020 03:02

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

# ? Jan 10, 2020 03:10

SardonicTyrant: BTICH IM A NEWT
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

When no one was looking I cooked all the spaghetti in this thread

You....you wet noodle! :argh:

# ? Jan 10, 2020 03:54

Finger Prince

Barco Fiesta posted:

ever shoot cheez wiz through the inside of a piece of uncooked penne? i haven't bc it sounds unpleasant but it might be cool if your into that sort of thing

Isn't that cannoli? Pretty sure that's cannoli.

# ? Jan 10, 2020 04:03

roomforthetuna: I don't need to know anything about virii! My CUSTOM PROGRAM keeps me protected! It's not like they'll try to come in through the Internet or something!

The real gourmet treat is uncooked, crunchy ravioli.

# ? Jan 10, 2020 04:06

Heather Papps: hello friend

SardonicTyrant posted:

You....you wet noodle!

Fusilli? This guys more like Mussolini!!!

# ? Jan 10, 2020 04:27

Escape From Noise

Stuffing raw cannelloni with raw macaroni and just going to fuckin' town on those bad boys.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Jan 10, 2020 05:48

fartzilla: how disgusting

Mr. Dick posted:

Mr. Dick was going to ask what kind of sauce you put on your uncooked spaghetti, op, but the question, while still unanswered, now seems sullied and impure.

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

# ? Jan 10, 2020 05:56

cda: by Hand Knit

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

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# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:05

City of Glompton

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

lol

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:06

Manifisto

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:11

cda: by Hand Knit

slam dunk posted:

you are what you eat

lol

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# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:13

Bacon Taco: Now with extra narwhal meat!
HAIKOOLIGAN

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

# ? Jan 10, 2020 06:28

Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

Finger Prince posted:

Isn't that cannoli? Pretty sure that's cannoli.

its like a baby cannoli

# ? Jan 10, 2020 07:38

Escape From Noise

Roll that poo poo, light that poo poo, smoke that poo poo. That's right. I'm talkin' rigatoni

# ? Jan 10, 2020 08:39

Goons Are Gifts

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

# ? Jan 10, 2020 12:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

gently caress off brenda I can stop any time, I JUST DONT WANT TO STOP

# ? Jan 10, 2020 14:44

google THIS

fartzilla posted:

i wasn't going to do this but you forced my hand

it's time for ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* COOKIN' WITH FARTZILLA *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

hi goons I am BYOB superstar fartzilla. you may know me from such hits as "the thomas pynchon fan club" and "i can't stop eating uncooked spaghetti." well today i'd love to share one of my favorite recipes with you. this one is extra special to me because i learned it during an 8 month stay abroad in a vietnamese prison

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* MISE EN PLACE *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

this is one of my favorite recipes because of how simple it is! all you need is a packet of raw, uncooked (this is important!) spaghetti and a can of tomato paste. EASY PEASY

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* PUTTING IT ALL TOGETHER *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

look at you, you big dumb rear end! the spaghetti is too big to fit in the bowl!!!! what are you going to do??? THE SOLUTION IS EASIER THAN YOU THINK. just break the spaghetti in half!! that's it! and NOW IT'S PERFECT

now you just smear some tomato paste on it and you're GOOD TO GO

BON APPETIT

join me next time, when i present the results of my extensive orzo research as a brief video essay. check out a sneak preview below:
https://imgur.com/aBovQZ0

# ? Jan 10, 2020 17:25

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# ? May 5, 2024 01:10

google THIS

ferroque posted:

realtalk my aunt actually did this and hosed her teeth up

Al dente more like ow dente

# ? Jan 10, 2020 17:27

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