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So is this giant bird leg load-bearing? I see, and the other one?
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(i open an unassuming door onto an infinitely checkered plane, above which floats a sequence of translucent polyhedrals)
(i close the door)
Did you have those spayed?
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Jan 11, 2020 04:41
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*walks out a door having been turned into a walking skeleton by powerful eldritch energies, shakes head and writes on notepad*
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Jan 11, 2020 04:53
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there's a hallway lined with doors and each door opens up into a different door and there's just a hippie and a grate dane and some cosplay weirdos having the best ole time with it, but you're going to have to block off that portion with a sawhorse lest you get drawn into an Inescapable Perpetual Sight Gag.
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Jan 11, 2020 04:56
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Zoning laws clearly states 1 (one) Dragon per hectare of land do NOT make me call the SPCA
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Jan 11, 2020 06:23
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- your moving staircases are not mounted properly against a load bearing structure
- Invisible walls require a wire with magic balls one feet apart to indicate impassible objects exist to prevent walk-in injuries
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I'm not Magic OSHA, just the inspector, but I'm pretty sure those open paint cans right outside the fireball defense system will raise some issues...and those Levitation elevators require a matching, non-magic staircase. I don't make the rules bub.
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Jan 11, 2020 06:55
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since it moves technically it would be classified as a recreational vehicle so you really should have breaking and indicator lights
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Jan 11, 2020 07:45
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slapping pipes with a broom, hollering at the ghosts to get out of my arcane party toilet that i might crap in peace
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Jan 11, 2020 07:57
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Inspector, clearly marked fire exits will completely ruin my maze of mirrors. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer to take home a bejeweled goblet and we forget about that bad old maze? It isn't cursed.
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Jan 11, 2020 08:13
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I don't care how you do it, the pit of the eternally damned needs to be turned off after ten. The screams have been disturbing the neighbors.
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Jan 11, 2020 10:38
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Theres no support beams because the house is held up by magic. The exposed wires aren't dangerous because magic protects it. I don't know whats so hard to understand about this.
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Jan 11, 2020 15:21
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Yes I am aware that the city bylaws allow for the keeping of up to six chickens on your property. That, however, is a cockatrice. And while erecting a statue of my colleague Bill, after he misteriously disappeared last week, is a touching tribute, I am going to have to report this to the city.
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Jan 11, 2020 16:44
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Squinting suspiciously at the elephant-sized glowy-eyed Cerberus as it gnaws on an old bloodstained USPS uniform, because one of the heads looks like it might be part pit.
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Please, inspector, you're making a terrible mistake, Knob and Tube are the names of my Slut Elfs.
Theres no support beams because the house is held up by magic. The exposed wires aren't dangerous because magic protects it. I don't know whats so hard to understand about this.
Yes, I understand that your home is made in a giant, magical tree, but technically the roots are a foundation and you can't have a wood foundation that touches the ground.
Inspector, clearly marked fire exits will completely ruin my maze of mirrors. Are you sure you wouldn't prefer to take home a bejeweled goblet and we forget about that bad old maze? It isn't cursed.
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