- frump truck
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hello... again!
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mycat ate my tothpaste tube and now i have to rub him on my teeth 2x/day, it's awkward and nobody's a fan of this situation
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Jan 12, 2020 23:04
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- Adbot
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May 4, 2024 02:50
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- vanisher
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Freakin cat ate a SECOND TUBE. As soon as I came in the door and put the grocery bag down he jumped inside, grabbed the toothpaste, and ran under the bed to consume the entire tube, box, and paste.
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Jan 12, 2020 23:19
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- vanisher
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His hunger for teeth cleaning supplies grows daily. He's consumed my trident gum after he learned 4 out of 5 dentists recommend chewing sugar free gum after a meal.
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Jan 12, 2020 23:21
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- vanisher
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Just got my phone bill. 14 calls to the ADA that I never placed last month. He's consulting with the smartest minds of oral hygiene to plan his attacks.
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Jan 12, 2020 23:24
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- Yinlock
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he's made a nest out of floss in the closet and violently defends it against intruders
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Jan 12, 2020 23:26
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- City of Glompton
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yelling at my husband because he forgot to put the cap on the cat again 😡
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Jan 13, 2020 00:16
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- Slush Garbo
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FALSE SLACK
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BETTER
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NO SLACK
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gave my cat little a toothpaste, as a treat
now only wants to be petted backward
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Jan 13, 2020 03:37
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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I wish I was there with your cat, eating the toothpaste
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Jan 13, 2020 04:07
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- Macnult
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trying to fool my cat by brushing with catnip
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Jan 13, 2020 05:56
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- Winifred Madgers
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at least in my house (some anecdotal experience here) 4 out of 5 cat really likes Colgate.
yes, the singular is correct there - that last 1/5 is a doozy
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Jan 13, 2020 06:50
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- poopnanners
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hey guys lets party
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Dangit, Garfield
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Jan 13, 2020 09:33
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- slam dunk
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on fire
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my cat has developed an insatiable appetite for actual teeth. after eating his own, i found him nibbling my lips in the middle of the night. i've tried buying him dentures to try and quell his hunger, but he won't go near them. thinking of pulling my teeth to feed him because he's really wrecking my sleep lately. anyone know where i can buy actual teeth in bulk?
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Jan 13, 2020 18:42
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- Korean Boomhauer
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"dog fart cat barf" but the cat is vomiting mouthwash and the dog is farting air wick
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Jan 13, 2020 19:50
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May 4, 2024 02:50
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- cda
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by Hand Knit
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yelling at my husband because he forgot to put the cap on the cat again 😡
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Jan 14, 2020 04:25
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