my cat ate my tube of toothpaste

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frump truck: hello... again!

mycat ate my tothpaste tube and now i have to rub him on my teeth 2x/day, it's awkward and nobody's a fan of this situation

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:04

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# ? May 3, 2024 19:27

xcheopis

On the plus side, the litter box is minty fresh!

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:12

vanisher

Freakin cat ate a SECOND TUBE. As soon as I came in the door and put the grocery bag down he jumped inside, grabbed the toothpaste, and ran under the bed to consume the entire tube, box, and paste.

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:19

Manifisto

even worse I think he has developed a taste for tubes of stuff, he keeps meowing and kind of drooling whenever I break out the sunblock

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:20

vanisher

His hunger for teeth cleaning supplies grows daily. He's consumed my trident gum after he learned 4 out of 5 dentists recommend chewing sugar free gum after a meal.

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:21

vanisher

Just got my phone bill. 14 calls to the ADA that I never placed last month. He's consulting with the smartest minds of oral hygiene to plan his attacks.

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:24

Yinlock

he's made a nest out of floss in the closet and violently defends it against intruders

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:26

Manifisto

my guest: actually I do not recommend trident for patients who chew gum

my cat: *ROWR* *HISS*

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 12, 2020 23:44

City of Glompton

yelling at my husband because he forgot to put the cap on the cat again 😡

# ? Jan 13, 2020 00:16

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

gave my cat little a toothpaste, as a treat

now only wants to be petted backward

# ? Jan 13, 2020 03:37

Manifisto

my tube of toothpaste ate my cat

what's that? [points tube of toothpaste in your direction] do you have some kind of issue with that?

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I wish I was there with your cat, eating the toothpaste

# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

Try squeezing, from the base to head

# ? Jan 13, 2020 04:46

Macnult

trying to fool my cat by brushing with catnip

# ? Jan 13, 2020 05:56

Winifred Madgers

at least in my house (some anecdotal experience here) 4 out of 5 cat really likes Colgate.

yes, the singular is correct there - that last 1/5 is a doozy

# ? Jan 13, 2020 06:50

poopnanners: hey guys lets party

Dangit, Garfield

# ? Jan 13, 2020 09:33

Manifisto

poopnanners posted:

Dangit, Garfield

my fault, really, for buying the lasagna flavored toothpaste

they were all out of burrito

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 13, 2020 12:16

slam dunk: on fire

my cat has developed an insatiable appetite for actual teeth. after eating his own, i found him nibbling my lips in the middle of the night. i've tried buying him dentures to try and quell his hunger, but he won't go near them. thinking of pulling my teeth to feed him because he's really wrecking my sleep lately. anyone know where i can buy actual teeth in bulk?

# ? Jan 13, 2020 18:42

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

slam dunk posted:

my cat has developed an insatiable appetite for actual teeth. after eating his own, i found him nibbling my lips in the middle of the night. i've tried buying him dentures to try and quell his hunger, but he won't go near them. thinking of pulling my teeth to feed him because he's really wrecking my sleep lately. anyone know where i can buy actual teeth in bulk?

honestly disappointed they didn�t go for this as season 2 of channel zero

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops