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Fuzz Boxer posted:One day I woke up and my whole body was numb, shivering. I was staring at a ceiling I didn't recognize.Some jerk had taped a piece of paper to the side of my face. I pulled it off and saw it was a note "YOUR rear end HAS BEEN REMOVED, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!" and I realized that I was laying in a bathtub full of ice. Crank 3: Even Crankier Chev Chelios must retrieve his stolen butt before time runs out, and it's going to be yet another wild ride because he can't sit down to rest. |
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Butts are the most requested item at homeless shelters, so with every Bomb-rear end butt you purchase, we donate a butt. |
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Jan 18, 2020 23:46
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I'm gonna keep my butt to myself. Have it surgically removed and grafted onto my face for the wake. I like to think of it as holding up a mirror in front of society, particularly the part of it that cares about me
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Jan 19, 2020 02:48
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relevant classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmOw-jplSMk
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