Gonna donate my butt to science when I die

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Only my butt though, no particular reason

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:43

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# ? Apr 29, 2024 09:49

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I wear a bracelet that says "BOOTY DONOR," my friends all laugh but the EMT's will know what it means.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:45

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Not telling my family so when they come to identify my body and my butt is missing they can draw their own conclusions.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:46

alnilam

The emergency medicine department and trauma team will not ignore the fact that I've got a HUGE BOOTY

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:46

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It doesn't have to be for medical science. If say a sociologist or an electrical engineer can find a good use for my butt they can have at it, as it were.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:47

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Chuck Tingle sneaking into the morgue dressed as a scientist.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:49

FreshCutFries

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Only my butt though, no particular reason

i did it for the clout

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:56

FreshCutFries

pulling out my id at the bar, meticulously ensuring the little red butt is visible to all

# ? Jan 17, 2020 00:56

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My butt in a lab hooked up to all kinds of machines to keep it alive. The scientists shuffle around it awkwardly. They have no use for my butt and don't really want to keep it but they don't want to look like jerks by discarding something freely donated.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 01:19

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My butt and its complicated life support system effectively being regifted to different institutes over and over again.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 01:23

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Henrietta Lacks what google THIS has

# ? Jan 17, 2020 01:25

alnilam

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Henrietta Lacks what google THIS has

# ? Jan 17, 2020 01:28

alnilam

Biomedical scientist #1 to biomedical scientist #2: Oh. My. God, Becky. Look at this butt.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 01:32

Live Free: by VideoGames

pouring chemicals into my decreased anus, the rookie scientist is taken aback when a thin plume of smoke farts out of my dead bunghole due to an undiscovered property of his calcium bromide solution

# ? Jan 17, 2020 02:16

fartzilla: how disgusting

aren't you worried about foul play

say you're waiting for the subway and you fall on the tracks face down. "drat that's a nice butt" says the emt, before noticing your bracelet. "jackpot!" the emt thinks as they saw your butt off, leaving your unconscious assless body on the tracks to be run over by the next train. "there was nothing to be done, it happened so fast" says the local news anchor, suspiciously back early from medical leave recovering from a rare malignant rear end tumor

just watch your behind if you know what i'm saying

# ? Jan 17, 2020 05:12

fartzilla: how disgusting

fartzilla posted:

aren't you worried about foul play

say you're waiting for the subway and you fall on the tracks face down. "drat that's a nice butt" says the emt, before noticing your bracelet. "jackpot!" the emt thinks as they saw your butt off, leaving your unconscious assless body on the tracks to be run over by the next train. "there was nothing to be done, it happened so fast" says the local news anchor, suspiciously back early from medical leave recovering from a rare malignant rear end tumor

just watch your behind if you know what i'm saying

on further reflection I would like to make a retraction on this post. lets be real if op's dead rear end enters the black market it's going to have a multitude of still very much alive throbbing peenors in it repeatedly 24 hours a day seven days a week until the end of time

which begs the question op if this happened, would it anger you? would you come back as an rear end Ghost and haunt your own butt?

# ? Jan 17, 2020 05:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I was told this was the boner donor thread :confused:

# ? Jan 17, 2020 05:23

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

alnilam posted:

The emergency medicine department and trauma team will not ignore the fact that I've got a HUGE BOOTY

crimes

# ? Jan 17, 2020 06:58

selan dyin

alnilam posted:

Biomedical scientist #1 to biomedical scientist #2: Oh. My. God, Becky. Look at this butt.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 07:42

Yinlock

MEDICAL WARNING: do not look directly at this sublime rear end while performing surgery

# ? Jan 17, 2020 08:58

Yinlock

moving down rows of donated butts, testing each one for thickness and weight

# ? Jan 17, 2020 09:02

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Donate it to my face op

# ? Jan 17, 2020 10:43

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

donating science to my butt, op

# ? Jan 17, 2020 12:33

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

millions of americans suffer from hank hill rear end, register as an butt donor today and you can change someone�s life for the better

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thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jan 17, 2020 13:15

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After some of the concerns raised ITT I have decided to specify my donation recipient in my will. I am interviewing an interested party later today, a B. D. D. Dongle, PhD, BA,
BoA.

# ? Jan 17, 2020 14:11

Macnult

DMV Employee: �Would you like to be an organ donor?�

Paranoid Individual: �My rear end I will!�

�Sure thing.�
*typing into a computer* �Onlyyy.. the.. butt.�
*enter* �Done

�

# ? Jan 17, 2020 18:31

barnold: what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

do you think it will still fart or anyting after its donated? I bet there is lots of science to be done with that aspect of the butt

# ? Jan 17, 2020 20:19

DeathCrabForCutie: oh fuc-

Scientifically confirmed: Thicc

sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

# ? Jan 17, 2020 20:35

vanisher

(Puzzled scientists receiving a package from Amazon): I didnt order anything did you

# ? Jan 17, 2020 23:36

vanisher

Amazon: we have an extremely attractive back-end delivery platform that gives our vendor partners a unique competitive advantage

Me: but are you gonna donate it to science when you die or what

# ? Jan 17, 2020 23:48

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

i�m doing the full dj assault when i die and donating both my rear end and my titties

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BigClutteredJoey-mobile.mp4
thank u vanisher for the sig
and thank u nesamdoom for the good loops

# ? Jan 18, 2020 00:00

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

I will also donate your butt to science when I die

# ? Jan 18, 2020 00:18

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i'm taking (and quaking) this booty to my grave, op

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# ? Jan 18, 2020 00:50

Fuzz Boxer: sticking with whatever fails

One day I woke up and my whole body was numb, shivering. I was staring at a ceiling I didn't recognize.Some jerk had taped a piece of paper to the side of my face. I pulled it off and saw it was a note "YOUR rear end HAS BEEN REMOVED, SEEK MEDICAL ATTENTION!" and I realized that I was laying in a bathtub full of ice.

rear end. Cut.Off.

# ? Jan 18, 2020 01:57