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Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

My ex had an African Land Snail called Gary because she was an unimaginative gently caress.

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Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

garfield hentai posted:

poo poo dude my bad, I totally missed that video getting posted

# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:03

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

For some reason the parking lot at my work becomes positively COVERED with snails every time it rains; I can't count the times I've frantically picked up as many as I can off the pavement (it's big, curbed, so many will bake to death that day if I don't) and hurl them into the landscaping.

poo poo is sad, only the ones in my path get saved.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 04:57

Honky Dong Country: Feb 11, 2015

Spinz posted:

For some reason the parking lot at my work becomes positively COVERED with snails every time it rains; I can't count the times I've frantically picked up as many as I can off the pavement (it's big, curbed, so many will bake to death that day if I don't) and hurl them into the landscaping.

poo poo is sad, only the ones in my path get saved.

Thank you for your service.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:00

Telebite: Aug 23, 2018

Spinz posted:

For some reason the parking lot at my work becomes positively COVERED with snails every time it rains; I can't count the times I've frantically picked up as many as I can off the pavement (it's big, curbed, so many will bake to death that day if I don't) and hurl them into the landscaping.

poo poo is sad, only the ones in my path get saved.

I also do that for worms. :\

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:01

The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

Chrs posted:

My ex had an African Land Snail called Gary because she was an unimaginative gently caress.

I would have called the snail Shelldon because I love Big Bang Theory!

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:11

lilbeefer: Oct 4, 2004

Chrs posted:

My ex had an African Land Snail called Gary because she was an unimaginative gently caress.

That is a great name for a snail, moron. Imbecile.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:26

Spinz: Jan 7, 2020; I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

I like Cheryl. Cheryl the snail.

# ? Jan 24, 2020 05:34