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garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004






(warning: this next one is graphic)

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Somebody post a picture of two snails doin it

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Somebody post a picture of two snails doin it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcLaI44TXA

its actually weird as hell they shoot a dart outta their goopy ol neck! how on earth does this make a snail horny??

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

garfield hentai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcLaI44TXA

its actually weird as hell they shoot a dart outta their goopy ol neck! how on earth does this make a snail horny??

Don't yuck other invertebrates yum.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

garfield hentai posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOcLaI44TXA

its actually weird as hell they shoot a dart outta their goopy ol neck! how on earth does this make a snail horny??

drat that was extremely informative. Those snails looked horned up and yeah it’s nasty but who am I to judge

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



You and me baby ain't nothin' but molluscs

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Wow that's a big snail

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Hornin' the horn snails.

Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

You and me baby ain't nothin' but molluscs
So let's do it like they do on the discovery... chollusc.

poo poo.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

garfield hentai posted:

(warning: this next one is graphic)


the dart sac, which is an adorable tiny fork and spoon inside every snail

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4QAnCFd4iw

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Fleetwood Crack posted:

So let's do it like they do on the discovery... chollusc.

poo poo.

So let's do it like expressionist Paul Jackson Pollock.

BAM NAILED IT

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I hate snails!!! :mad:

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I hate snails!!! :mad:

Explain yourself

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:

I hate snails!!! :mad:

moron

strong bird
May 12, 2009


thus

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

hey man just wanted to say i really dig the bird thread

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

garfield hentai posted:

(warning: this next one is graphic)


what part is the dick

strong bird
May 12, 2009

garfield hentai posted:

hey man just wanted to say i really dig the bird thread

thanks. its off too a rocky start but hopefully soon it will be good :)

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Not a very picky eater but still not a fan at all

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

Grogquock
May 2, 2009

Honky Dong Country posted:

what part is the dick

Pretty much the pink thing that looks like a dick.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Snails are cool as gently caress.

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015

Grogquock posted:

Pretty much the pink thing that looks like a dick.

wait so they call snaildicks darts? weird

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Do snails enjoy going fast? Like, if you pushed that tech deck really hard would the snail like that? Or would it just retract its eyestalks in horror

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That's a very large snail, tremendous even

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Honky Dong Country posted:

wait so they call snaildicks darts? weird

naw learn the diff, from the vid i posted earlier:





so a snail shoots a dart, then gets horney, then they both stick their dicks in each other

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Favorite writing format? Brail.
Favorite type of stone? Shale
Favorite sort of weather? Gale.
Favorite public service? Mail.
Favorite monkey body part? Tail.
Favorite form of path? Trail.
Favorite kind of boat? Sail.
Favorite bougie white person school? Yale.
Favorite kind of safety structure? Rail.
Favorite natural formation? Vale.
Favorite vegetable? Kale.
Favorite grade in school? Fail.


But the real favorite above all favorites? Extremely Large Snail

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Do snails enjoy going fast? Like, if you pushed that tech deck really hard would the snail like that? Or would it just retract its eyestalks in horror

I think it depends on the skate style the snail prefers, whether it's street or vert.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo
You forgot the part where the chick bites off the dudes penis.

Didn't know they were called darts.

Grogquock
May 2, 2009

Honky Dong Country posted:

wait so they call snaildicks darts? weird

Its ... dart adjacent ... as part of the pink thing.

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Snail dicks? Phssh. Come back after you've checked out some astounding slug dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxE-gZzo9HA

:hmmyes::flaccid:

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy

garfield hentai posted:

naw learn the diff, from the vid i posted earlier:





so a snail shoots a dart, then gets horney, then they both stick their dicks in each other



I dig this mutual dicking

garfield hentai
Feb 29, 2004

Skeleton Ape posted:

Snail dicks? Phssh. Come back after you've checked out some astounding slug dicks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxE-gZzo9HA

:hmmyes::flaccid:

how about flatworm penis fencing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn3xluIRh1Y

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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Crypto Cobain
Jun 17, 2018

by Reene
Sweet jebus that's cute.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

How about some Snails in Gothic Marginal Warfare

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
I feel bad for all the snails i accidentally step on. Sorry slow dudes, i just can't seeya in the dark

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


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