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Bonaventure

by sebmojo
watches The Love Witch and thinks the titular character is to be admired

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DeathCrabForCutie
oh fuc-
just draw some sigils, drink wine, and jerk off for Eris already, jesus.


...wait, poo poo.

DeathCrabForCutie fucked around with this message at 22:27 on Feb 4, 2020


sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

DeathCrabForCutie
oh fuc-
gods can have little a sacrifice, as a treat.


sig by Pot Smoke Phoenix!

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


having sex is a fertility ritual, huh? crazy

Escape From Noise

Throwing my wizard bong away as I now realize it is offensive to those who practice magik and picking up a crystal skull bong.

Bonaventure

by sebmojo
Reckon how many warts you have, and take so many ants, and bind them up in a thin cloth with a snail, and bring all to ashes, and mingle them with vinegar. Take off the head of a small ant, and bruise the body between your fingers, and anoint with it any imposthumated tumour, and it will presently sink down.

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PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
hangin out in a quaint Summerisle village inn, next to a copper from the mainland, gonna get up at like 11:30 (witching our) and arythmically slap on the walls while gyrating nudely.

Bonaventure posted:

watches The Love Witch and thinks the titular character is to be admired

she is :colbert:

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
putting my finger to the lips of some silver ravenwolf lookin evanescence enthusiast bein all like "lemme put some music on" and it's a mixed CD of just The Mummer's Dance, over and over again.

crimes

PHIZ KALIFA

#mood
a witch is a wise woman who has tapped into both the raw power of the world and also herself. a warlock is a man who lost his handjob virginity to the Pure Moods 2 mixtape.

crimes

Escape From Noise

Checking info ITT against Witchipedia entries.

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teen witch
I ain’t sharing no secrets

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