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a peck of pickled peckers posted:This is my boy, Bustin' Justin. Drip off the ol cock he is
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Back in my teens the first couple ropes often went six to eight feet, depending upon my position. I hit the ceiling of the bathroom a few times. Now, old and grey and full of sleep as I am, they don't usually even reach my face😔
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I thought CUM was Capital Under Management? If so, my best loads have been a consistent 10% year-over-year improvement. And because I choose to reinvest any dividends back into CUM I will say it's been a very ropy time.
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Cum? It's fine I guess
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Doc Fission posted:Cum? It's fine I guess
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Mooey Cow posted:
Why would my piss affect my cum Where does cum cum from anyways
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Sex Skeleton posted:I thought CUM was Capital Under Management? If so, my best loads have been a consistent 10% year-over-year improvement. And because I choose to reinvest any dividends back into CUM I will say it's been a very ropy time. is investing in CUM a good way to diversify my revenue streams or is it just going to dry up my liquidity?
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Eldercain posted:Why would my piss affect my cum Cum is stored in the coccyx. 
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Eldercain posted:Why would my piss affect my cum Cum comes from a thing that only guys have in their butts. It's why girls can't cum.
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Mozi posted:is investing in CUM a good way to diversify my revenue streams or is it just going to dry up my liquidity? i don’t know let’s ask Cumshitter, maybe he knows?
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a peck of pickled peckers posted:This is my boy, Bustin' Justin. Chip off the ol block he is
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Magna cum lawdy
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I hate it when I'm watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S. and right as I bust in my mouth Chandler tells a good joke and I shoot cum out my nose
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Burt Sexual posted:I’m gonna cum all over the op
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cum is pretty inconvenient. its messy you absolutely can not leave it it smells its sticky just icky icky. either eat it or have another plan.
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i've read squirt is just cum without the sperm anyone know if that is true
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drat this poo poo is crazy
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Mnoba posted:i've read squirt is just cum without the sperm anyone know if that is true this sounds true, but i would not know from first-hand experience with "squirt"
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unpleasantly turgid posted:cum is pretty inconvenient. its messy you absolutely can not leave it it smells its sticky just icky icky. either eat it or have another plan. I vaguely remember a post on reddit years and years ago that was reposted here in one of the mock threads. A dude was moving out of his apartment and needed advice on really super deep carpet cleaning. When pressed for why, it was because he'd jerk off at his computer, splooge on the floor, and just ignore it. He did this for years. I think he posted a picture 
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Cum? Cum?! Cum is basic.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I vaguely remember a post on reddit years and years ago that was reposted here in one of the mock threads. A dude was moving out of his apartment and needed advice on really super deep carpet cleaning. When pressed for why, it was because he'd jerk off at his computer, splooge on the floor, and just ignore it. He did this for years. Wow That's really gross
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:What do you have available for the more... discerning... cumnoisseur?  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYR0C6b2pC4 for the cum connisseur who just really likes to drink
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An important moment in any persons life is the first time you are jacking it and you BUST and then, instead of cleaning up or showering or anything, you just fall asleep in it. Now you are truly free
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Weka posted:Cum? Cum?! Cum is basic. If it’s not tangy, you ain’t doin it right. 
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I cum in a big bed, with my wife
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bustin makes me feel good
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Human cum viability has halved since the 1970’s but volume produced has doubled so we’re all shootin thick ropey useless loads
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:thick ropey useless load Modsplz If you bust in the forest and nobody's around to see it, did you really cum
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done. I just want everyone to know I kept my word and it was great and my balls ache.
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I can't believe this hasn't been posted here yet https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:bustin makes me feel good ew
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bustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustin
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I just want everyone to know I kept my word and it was great and my balls ache. Share the deets in the thread
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Tyshalob posted:bustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustinbustin 
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:Share the deets in the thread You're a sick person.
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:You're a sick person. Sorry, I thought this was the definitive cum thread
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Mnoba posted:i've read squirt is just cum without the sperm anyone know if that is true no its piss
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