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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
Hey assholes, stop simping for lowtax for a second and think about cum.

This is the thread to discuss:
  • favorite loads
  • distance blasted
  • cum
  • number of ropes
  • flavor
  • cum

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myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
cum

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I wish to sex

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

n u t b u t t e r

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

i love cum

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
i love nirvana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOMIqUwxCn0

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat
Pretty gross op


Shame on you

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I will, over the course of the month of February, jerk off while thinking sexual things that range from romantic to horrifying, about the next 29 people (it's a leap year) who post in this thread. I will, if you so desire, also PM you the deets once it's done.

Giggle

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Relayer posted:

i love nirvana:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
keyboard goop

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Giraffe posted:

Pretty gross op


Shame on you

mods?!? @genesplicer @zdr

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
I like to cum but don't like to clean up the cum any ideas???

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Bastard cum.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Ropey loads straight to your door. The new gig economy app coming to a market near you

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Eldercain posted:

I like to cum but don't like to clean up the cum any ideas???

Autofellatio too my man. No mess

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

Are millenials destroying the cum industry with the new Rope Loadr app?

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out

Xaris posted:

Autofellatio too my man. No mess

My dick is too small for that even though I have ouroboros flexibility

It's kinda like popping a cum pimple

Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
I'm here so that dude up thread can jerk off. I will also return the favor at some point in the future.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

huge cumfan here

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

Iron Prince posted:



This is the thread to discuss:
  • favorite loads
  • distance blasted
  • cum
  • number of ropes
  • flavor
  • cum
'

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

my favorite load is every nut i've ever busted.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

My phone about to die watching Iron prince's av trying to get a cum

good night thread

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hell Yeah posted:

my favorite load is every nut i've ever busted.

dude same

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

cumstory: when i was still a teenager i didnt jack off for three days then my gf sucked me off and there was so much cum it shot out her nose.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hell Yeah posted:

cumstory: when i was still a teenager i didnt jack off for three days then my gf sucked me off and there was so much cum it shot out her nose.

Lamo turn you’re monitor on

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

contributing to the cum thread.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'm wheeling in the new batch of bastard cum. Who wants dibs on this custard juice? Raise your loving hand. I'm mad and impatient and ready to snap. Get your bastard cum soon or I will swat your bottom.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'm wheeling in the new batch of bastard cum. Who wants dibs on this custard juice? Raise your loving hand. I'm mad and impatient and ready to snap. Get your bastard cum soon or I will swat your bottom.

shut the gently caress up you idiot bitch. this is the type of post you make when you never busted in your life’s

Small Gay Planet
Aug 2, 2019

by Fluffdaddy
In freshman year college we lived in doubles, and one day I was wandering around naked jerking off and staring at the decor. Anyway long story short, I ended up cumming onto my roommates timberland boots completely by accident. I suppressed any panic guilt, calmly wiped it off and didn’t mention it when he got back 10 minutes later. It has been 4 years since.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
This rear end in a top hat being like “lmao it’s cool when semen sprays out your dick”

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
There was a triple post here but small gay planet ruined it by being small and gay instead of bold and gay.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


What do you have available for the more... discerning... cumnoisseur?

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Cum my lady cum cum my lady

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Iron Prince posted:

shut the gently caress up you idiot bitch. this is the type of post you make when you never busted in your life’s

I've had it with you, you sack of dumb poo poo. Your nuts smell like crap and you look like crap, next time I see you I will nut on top of your worthless watery nuts to show you how milky and full my nut is.

Fucker!!! Bastard!!!

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

OP is a son of a bitch!!

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