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Crusty Nutsack
Apr 21, 2005

SUCK LASER, COPPERS


man I just realized I made this thread about a month before lockdown last year. very prescient thread title :hmmyes:


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DessertStorm
Aug 9, 2013

Crusty Nutsack posted:

man I just realized I made this thread about a month before lockdown last year. very prescient thread title :hmmyes:

Asking you the same thing I asked Nintendo when they dropped Animal Crossing last year: What did you know and how?

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Aardvark! posted:

my kingdom for a plate of chicken on a stick and egg rolls with a cup of hot mustard

YOOOO

I am the only person I have ever known to get packets of hot mustard with chinese takeout eggrolls. They are phenomenal together, the mustard plays so well against the greasy crisp of an egg roll. Can't get anyone to even try a single bite. They don't know what they are missing.

Also chicken on a stick is a top tier buffet item

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



WITCHCRAFT posted:

YOOOO

I am the only person I have ever known to get packets of hot mustard with chinese takeout eggrolls. They are phenomenal together, the mustard plays so well against the greasy crisp of an egg roll. Can't get anyone to even try a single bite. They don't know what they are missing.

Also chicken on a stick is a top tier buffet item

This is all true but they literally serve egg rolls with hot mustard? Also the packet mustard is poo poo, that stuff is worth making fresh

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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One of my favorite asian buffets closed down in February :(

https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/Daly-City-s-Moonstar-Buffet-closes-after-30-15977163.php

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Pakistani Brad Pitt posted:

This is all true but they literally serve egg rolls with hot mustard? Also the packet mustard is poo poo, that stuff is worth making fresh

Where does hot mustard appear at a buffet geography-wise, I've never seen it in upstate NY?

When I order takeout as a group, some people use soy sauce packets, some people use duck sauce packets, but the mustard is 100% ignored and I get to keep all of it.

It's also pretty good on a bunch of the fried ephemera that constitute a "pu pu platter" - except the shrimp donut thing, that is good with duck sauce.

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
WHATS IN YOUR PU PU PLATTER?!

I think this is very regional, and many places don't even have a pu pu platter??? Google says it is a Polynesian/tiki bar thing that kind of wound up in chinese takeout?????

The one from my local place is 2x bag of boneless pork spare rib, 2x meat on a stick, 2x ring of fried dough with whole shelled shrimp tails inside, 2x shrimp toast, 4x chicken wing, and 2x eggroll.

It's like the appetizer sampler but a bunch of that stuff is exclusive to the pu pu platter, you can't order it alone.

It is really good and fun to share with people that never tried it and are like "lmao poo poo platter"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

WITCHCRAFT posted:

Where does hot mustard appear at a buffet geography-wise, I've never seen it in upstate NY?

When I order takeout as a group, some people use soy sauce packets, some people use duck sauce packets, but the mustard is 100% ignored and I get to keep all of it.

It's also pretty good on a bunch of the fried ephemera that constitute a "pu pu platter" - except the shrimp donut thing, that is good with duck sauce.

Geography wise, it's located in the salad section with the dressings.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Who the hell are the people eating egg rolls without mustard

Devonaut
Jul 10, 2001

Devoted Astronaut

I've always thought of egg rolls as a hot mustard delivery vector

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Aardvark! posted:

Geography wise, it's located in the salad section with the dressings.

not around here it ain't

wasn't? weren't?

wain't

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


Here I think you are much more likely to get soy sauce, but also the red sweet and sour sauce with most chinese take out which I think tastes gross, and I would rather have the egg roll plain then use that.

The hot mustard is definitely the superior choice but typically I feel like you have to ask for it or they won't bother, but they generally have some.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

It's gotta be a 50/50 mix of duck sauce or preferably the sns sauce that looks like duck sauce (not the red) and hot mustard.

That's ideal.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
if you're at a place that has the pink sauce you more often see at hibachi places ("yumyum sauce" or as I once heard, "chinese ketchup"), then applying a big line of that and a big line of mustard along the top is PRISTINE

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



I loving hate places that give you a pint of red sugar sauce and an eyedropper of hot mustard

ianskate
Sep 22, 2002

Run away before you drown!
Truly miss Sizzler buffet's, but specifically for the corn nugget/fritters and pudding selection.

Oh man, whatever they injected into that deep fried ball of creamed corn was just delightful.

you broke my grill
Jul 11, 2019

Iain posted:

I remember Rax, a roast beef place like Arbys, having a taco buffet. I always liked the Pizza Hut buffets, especially when they did wings. The chicken alfredo pasta was pretty good. It seems like every couple years I come across a KFC lunch buffet, probably overdue for one. Need to travel more I guess.

Who else's parents used to say you were below the children discount age when you obviously weren't? No one ever questioned it but man I was embarrassed every time. :saddowns:

I never even heard of Rax until I saw this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEcz8I64Mz0

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

There was a great buffet nearby called Teppanyaki that closed down over covid. Nowadays if I want a buffet, I have to go to a famously bad one. There is a great Indian place nearby which I guess is buffet style but I don't think that counts?

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


All my local casinos still haven't brought back their buffets. :(

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Twenty Four posted:

the red sweet and sour sauce with most chinese take out which I think tastes gross,

its pineapple juice/syrup and ketchup

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH DUCK SAUCE

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

halokiller posted:

All my local casinos still haven't brought back their buffets. :(

the Wynn in Boston just completely demolished theirs and are putting in a sportsbook. it wasn't even open for a full calendar year i don't think, it was supposed to be really good (but expensive ofc). rip


uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i posted about this place in the Americana thread. it's a place i used to go to a lot as a kid and i have fond memories of it even though the food was almost certainly terrible. it's still exists, but only just. living on borrowed time. i'm surprised it survived covid honestly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDqLSQwI_44

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postmodifier
Nov 24, 2004

The LIQUOR BOTTLES are out in full force.
MOM is surely nearby.

Chief McHeath posted:

Shoney's breakfast buffet man. Just loading up a plate with heaps and heaps of bacon.

literally a visceral memory for me, the year was 1997? We were towards the end of our once-every-few-years obligatory pilgrimage to Virginia to visit my paternal grandmother, who we largely ignored otherwise because my dad was an adultery baby and she was a horrible monster about it

anyway we ate at Shoney's on the way home from that shitshow and I will literally never forget the experience of a cartoon-like trucker taking the entire steam pan's worth of bacon on one plate, like thirty people's worth, and then ladling an obscene amount of hot liquid cheese sauce all over the top of it

The staff quickly replaced it but I could not tear my eyes away from this man, in his booth, just eating bacon and liquid cheese by the forkful

We never made eye contact, but to this day I think if we did, I may have truly seen a man in the throes of pure bliss

Previa_fun
Nov 10, 2004

postmodifier posted:

literally a visceral memory for me, the year was 1997? We were towards the end of our once-every-few-years obligatory pilgrimage to Virginia to visit my paternal grandmother, who we largely ignored otherwise because my dad was an adultery baby and she was a horrible monster about it

anyway we ate at Shoney's on the way home from that shitshow and I will literally never forget the experience of a cartoon-like trucker taking the entire steam pan's worth of bacon on one plate, like thirty people's worth, and then ladling an obscene amount of hot liquid cheese sauce all over the top of it

The staff quickly replaced it but I could not tear my eyes away from this man, in his booth, just eating bacon and liquid cheese by the forkful

We never made eye contact, but to this day I think if we did, I may have truly seen a man in the throes of pure bliss

he's dead now

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn

Previa_fun posted:

he's dead now

yeah that was like 40 years ago he's either dead or in assisted living

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
The only buffet we've found that is still open is the Pizza Ranch's, which is a Christian values ... pizza buffet. We went a month back because of reasons and it was packed full of people who were seriously too fat to walk and rascals everywhere. As soon as a pizza came out, it went to empty. I think we sat for almost 20 minutes before I got a single slice of anything. Buffets have always been depressing, but I think all this inflation has magnified the effect of "fat people eat all the food at the buffet" effect. We're never going back because it was so loving depressing.

Also, yes, hot mustard with my eggs rolls and the rest goes into the chinese meal which is hopefully peanutbutter chicken something something.

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

My GF hat to kill some time between appointments and she wanted to try a buffet. It seemed okay when we walked in but I noticed some cost cutting measures like the "crab bake" being obviously packaged surimi with cheese dumped on top and things of that nature. She has bad luck picking places, last time she found a conveyor belt pho place that claimed they had no idea how all the rotten shrimp got there

WITCHCRAFT
Aug 28, 2007

Berries That Burn
I'm gonne got to a buffet for the first time in like 3 years

I want to eat the sweaty pan meats

rndmnmbr
Jul 3, 2012

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

"crab bake" being obviously packaged surimi with cheese dumped on top

That's... normal for a cheap Chinese buffet? :confused:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
i don't think i've ever eaten it but i always appreciate when it's just named "Crab Cheese" on a hand written sign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

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everdave
Nov 14, 2005
I'd actually go to Golden Corral alone once every few months a few years ago - it was nice to be able to get whatever...pot roast, a salad, some meatloaf and some veggies...but it is like $15+ and that is getting water, and they have a waitress who comes around and fills your drink so you gotta tip to not be an rear end in a top hat. Just not worth it plus you are the solo dude in GC. If it was like $9.99 and you could just get 2 plates or something, they are making all their money on people like me not the old fatties in there camped out for 3 hours.

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