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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Wendigee posted:

Thank you I think? That is going to straight through anyone that eats it.

you are weak. please turn in your apex predator badge and go ahead and become a vegetarian.


i want one

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Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
I would eat that thing, gladly.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i want to grab it and squeeze it as hard as i can.

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Looks like it needs a bowl and a spoon

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


uber_stoat posted:

i want to grab it and squeeze it as hard as i can.

Make sure you have something below to sop up the juices

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a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

Sourdough bread bowl, blam!

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


I was thinking a salad and use it as dressing. Gotta get that fiber in!

e: also i hate plants and want them to die :twisted:

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3 DONG HORSE fucked around with this message at 02:08 on May 21, 2024

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

a sexual elk posted:

Sourdough bread bowl, blam!

Try saying that 3 times fast!!!

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Burger king has deals for most of next week for a birthday thing, similar to what Jack just had. They have a new birthday pie slice item as well.

https://news.bk.com/blog-posts/burger-king-r-celebrates-70-years-with-a-new-birthday-pie-dessert-and-a-week-full-of-delicious-deals

Tuesday, May 28: In honor of National Hamburger Day, enjoy a free hamburger with a purchase $0.70 or more.
Wednesday, May 29: Kick-start the day and enjoy a free Croissan’wich® with a purchase of $0.70 or more.
Thursday, May 30: Enjoy a free medium soft drink with a purchase of $0.70 or more.
Friday, May 31: Enjoy the flame-grilled goodness of a free cheeseburger with a purchase of $0.70 or more.
Saturday, June 1: The day BK officially turns 70! Celebrate the brand with a free Birthday Pie Slice with a purchase of $0.70 or more.
Sunday, June 2: Get a free Original Crispy Chicken Sandwich with a purchase of $0.70 or more.
Monday, June 3: Grab a free Whopper® Jr. with a purchase of $0.70 or more.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


that pie really does look amazing

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Oh and theres also free 6 piece mcnuggets at mcdonalds this Wednesday through the app, no purchase required I guess

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
thank you to whatever hosed up finance reporting thing keeps making UberEats give me 50% off coupons.

i assume some exec has bonuses based off overall order numbers, because i haven't ordered anything without a 50% discount in months :getin:

Nikumatic
Feb 13, 2012

a fantastic machine made of meat

Nikumatic posted:

c'mon whataburger i want taquitos but who is drinking hot coffee on a sunday

be the change you want to see in the world

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
just found a small metal rod in my sandwich from which wich :thumbsup:

a sexual elk
May 16, 2007

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

AARD VARKMAN posted:

just found a small metal rod in my sandwich from which wich :thumbsup:

Our last one closed a few months ago. One of my favorite go-to subs was their Club Wich.

Now I go to Cheba Hut and get their Midwest Best which is good enough to fill that hole.

Sux about that metal rod. How big was it?

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Philthy posted:

Our last one closed a few months ago. One of my favorite go-to subs was their Club Wich.

Now I go to Cheba Hut and get their Midwest Best which is good enough to fill that hole.

Sux about that metal rod. How big was it?
like a small allen wrench. completely solid, inch and a half long, maybe a couple times thicker than a paperclip

Hotel Kpro
Feb 24, 2011

owls don't go to school
Dinosaur Gum
That sounds like a pin gauge but why a sandwich shop would have a pin gauge is beyond me

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

AARD VARKMAN posted:

like a small allen wrench. completely solid, inch and a half long, maybe a couple times thicker than a paperclip

Go adjust your vehicle dude have you the tools and the message

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I was working with some coworkers that I don't normally spend a lot of time with yesterday and one of them had a story about how they treated a Door Dasher that I guess they thought made them seem like a savvy customer but to me they just came across as a jerk. Apparently the restaurant didn't give them all the order and it was somehow the delivery person's fault and responsibility to fix it and then when the delivery driver did fix it and asked for a tip my coworker told them "here's a tip, do a better job next time."

Twenty Four
Dec 21, 2008


muscles like this! posted:

I was working with some coworkers that I don't normally spend a lot of time with yesterday and one of them had a story about how they treated a Door Dasher that I guess they thought made them seem like a savvy customer but to me they just came across as a jerk. Apparently the restaurant didn't give them all the order and it was somehow the delivery person's fault and responsibility to fix it and then when the delivery driver did fix it and asked for a tip my coworker told them "here's a tip, do a better job next time."

The vast majority of the time the restaurant just hands the driver a bag of stuff and that's it. Often times the bag is even sealed to prevent tampering so there's no way for the driver to even know what they were handed.

Door dashers have no obligation to fix the restaurant's mistake, the normal route is to get in touch with door dash, not saddle the driver with it. The fact that the driver went out of their way to take care of it for zero compensation instead of just moving on to the next order and continuing to make money and your coworker was a jerk about it is absolutely a dick move.

Did the driver screw up? It's way less likely then the restaurant screwing up, but maybe, I don't know. However, the real takeaway is your coworker is proud of being an rear end in a top hat.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


-40% a 12 piece bucket at KFC if you order online right now. + 4 large sides it's 1 dollar more than the 12 piece family meal (3 sides, 4 biscuits). you dont get biscuits but theirs suck anyway.

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Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
The 10 dollar taste of KFC meal is like 2 meals of food if you live somewhere that has it.

:sss: :tbear: Oel ngati kameie Los Ingobernables de Onsite BYOB
Seared tuna steak, served with ponzu sauce and wasabi.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 07:55 May 03, 2015 posted:

sometimes i rub Fabreeze on my hands and now my hands are very dry.

FrankeeFrankFrank on 04:55 Apr 10, 2017 posted:

It was nice knowing you all. Sometimes.


I still believe in Second Winter. Put this in your sig if you also believe in that and that it is real and not fake like the others say.

Randabis
Apr 2, 2005



Twenty Four posted:

The vast majority of the time the restaurant just hands the driver a bag of stuff and that's it. Often times the bag is even sealed to prevent tampering so there's no way for the driver to even know what they were handed.

Door dashers have no obligation to fix the restaurant's mistake, the normal route is to get in touch with door dash, not saddle the driver with it. The fact that the driver went out of their way to take care of it for zero compensation instead of just moving on to the next order and continuing to make money and your coworker was a jerk about it is absolutely a dick move.

Did the driver screw up? It's way less likely then the restaurant screwing up, but maybe, I don't know. However, the real takeaway is your coworker is proud of being an rear end in a top hat.

Uber, DD, also keeps records of all the gently caress ups whether or not it was an error of the restaurant or the driver and will influence in app promotions and ad space for local businesses. The big companies pay to play and have multi year contracts which is one of the reasons ghost kitchens using low demand franchise food under different names took off. Look up buffalo wild wings for example.

Another day in the life of Randabis...

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

muscles like this! posted:

I was working with some coworkers that I don't normally spend a lot of time with yesterday and one of them had a story about how they treated a Door Dasher that I guess they thought made them seem like a savvy customer but to me they just came across as a jerk. Apparently the restaurant didn't give them all the order and it was somehow the delivery person's fault and responsibility to fix it and then when the delivery driver did fix it and asked for a tip my coworker told them "here's a tip, do a better job next time."

Your coworker is scum

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On The Internet
Jun 27, 2023

Currently in South East visiting some family. We don't have Capt D's nor Zaxbys back home. Any reccs?

Edit: Capt D's was good. Their Special sauce or whatever ruled with their hush puppies. Fish was fish.

Zaxbys sando was fine. Chicken itself was good but I think I shoulda gone for the Fingers to try more sauces.

On The Internet fucked around with this message at 16:56 on May 26, 2024

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