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Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Enough teasing, where can we buy these things? Asking for a me.

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funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
A bidet that plays grunting and heavy breathing sounds when you use it

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990
Grimey Drawer

Macnult posted:

i'd take a firm spank over a rock that someone didn't check for, op

Wisdom.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

FactsAreUseless posted:

Isn't that just childbirth, OP?

Yeah, but no one gives you a nice baby shower for going down a slip'n'slide

Macnult
Jul 7, 2013

FactsAreUseless posted:

Isn't that just childbirth, OP?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



:siren: Something Awful poster Literally A Person champions product that injures children, suggests spanking them as well. News at 11 :siren:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

:siren: Something Awful poster Literally A Person champions product that injures children, suggests spanking them as well. News at 11 :siren:

In a recent interview he had this to say: "I say, spare the slip'n'slide spoil the child."

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Sssslip n' sssslide

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Ten tickets please. Adult. No not a family pass, they're all for me.

Hub Dirt
Apr 26, 2008
Asking for a friend, where can you watch Siri Dahl enjoy this slip'n'slide?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
OP, I refuse your premise.

"Oh, wow, this thing I just made up is so weird! WHY IS IT LIKE THAT!?"

Why don't you tell me, motherfucker? Make me believe it. Do some worldbuilding. You're the one who introduced the premise. Convince me that it'd work instead of pointing at the obvious reasons why it wouldn't, but then using it in your work anyway.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

OP, I refuse your premise.

"Oh, wow, this thing I just made up is so weird! WHY IS IT LIKE THAT!?"

Why don't you tell me, motherfucker? Make me believe it. Do some worldbuilding. You're the one who introduced the premise. Convince me that it'd work instead of pointing at the obvious reasons why it wouldn't, but then using it in your work anyway.

I mean, do you really want to imagine a world without a slip'n'slide but it gives you a firm spank when you get to the end?

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I haven't even read any of these necroed threads
Where was I in 2020

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