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Why is this the only slip'n'slide you have? Why would you get this slip'n'slide when OG slip'n'slide was $19.99 and this strange handprint on your rear end slip'n'slide was $28.50? This doesn't make any sense at all.
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what kind of hand motive force we talkin' here? hydraulic? pneumatic? can it be equipped with a paddle and/or cane? seems like a good time tbh
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Mar 27, 2020 04:42
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You ride the slide, it thumps your rump. Pretty straight forward.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:43
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free hubcaps posted:what kind of hand motive force we talkin' here? hydraulic? pneumatic? can it be equipped with a paddle and/or cane? seems like a good time tbh Spring loaded but the recoil of slapping an rear end bounces it back into the locked and ready position.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:43
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gonna have trouble cleaning up all the fuckin rank cum that spills out when i slither down that gently caress slide
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Mar 27, 2020 04:44
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Guys this is a children's toy not some outdoor sexapalooza.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:45
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How about a slip n' slide with a single razor blade painted yellow stuck in the middle?
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Mar 27, 2020 04:45
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...I think. Honestly I haven't looked at the instructions yet.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:46
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Vakal posted:How about a slip n' slide with a single razor blade painted yellow stuck in the middle? That sounds terrible. Why would the even make a product like that? That's dumb.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:46
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i want a slip n slide i can gently caress
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Mar 27, 2020 04:48
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Literally A Person posted:That sounds terrible. Why would the even make a product like that? That's dumb. Hey, I'm just the ideas man. I leave things like that in the hands of marketing.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:48
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Slumpy posted:i want a slip n slide i can gently caress Getting strong "yo mama" feeling right now.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:51
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Literally A Person posted:Guys this is a children's toy not some outdoor sexapalooza. It's to keep the child's joy in check. Don't want them to have too much fun and stray from The Lord. Next thing it's skateboarding, then parachuting, the drug induced orgies.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:53
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Is it a hateful disciplinary spanking or more of a good time spanking?
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Mar 27, 2020 04:54
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TontoCorazon posted:Is it a hateful disciplinary spanking or more of a good time spanking? What's the difference? 
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Mar 27, 2020 04:55
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Slumpy posted:i want a slip n slide i can gently caress
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Mar 27, 2020 04:55
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TontoCorazon posted:Is it a hateful disciplinary spanking or more of a good time spanking? Actually it's extremely difficult to calibrate. I've had everything from a gentle swat to a debilitating whack.
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Mar 27, 2020 04:57
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A slip'n'slide but there's a dildo
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Mar 27, 2020 04:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:A slip'n'slide but there's a dildo No no, that's a shluck'n'gently caress
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Mar 27, 2020 04:58
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:A slip'n'slide but there's a dildo So is the dildo on a rope and then your friends try to pull you down the slip and slide and you try to clench tightly and hold on as long as possible? Could it be that?
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Mar 27, 2020 05:01
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Salem Saberhagen posted:So is the dildo on a rope and then your friends try to pull you down the slip and slide and you try to clench tightly and hold on as long as possible? Could it be that? God is at the end of it
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Mar 27, 2020 05:03
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is this slip n slide at that bbq thats goin on rn?
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Mar 27, 2020 05:11
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My Shoes posted:is this slip n slide at that bbq thats goin on rn? If you believe in the slip'n'slide but it gives you a firm spank when you get to the end then it is always with you.
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Mar 27, 2020 05:13
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Slumpy posted:i want a slip n slide i can gently caress check your PMs
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Mar 27, 2020 05:40
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i'd take a firm spank over a rock that someone didn't check for, op
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Mar 27, 2020 05:41
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A slip 'n slide that is fully lubed up with chocolate pudding. Slide down it with your mouth wide open and get a tasty treat while having a blast!
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Mar 27, 2020 06:06
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Mar 27, 2020 06:10
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Isn't that just childbirth, OP?
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Mar 27, 2020 06:11
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Was there supposed to be water at the end? That's friggin wild 
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Mar 27, 2020 06:29
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You run, you slide, you hit the bump, and take a dive - Ancient Chinese proverb @the slip n slide
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Mar 27, 2020 07:39
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shVNw1g9fug
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Mar 27, 2020 07:43
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buttocks
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Mar 27, 2020 08:03
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Literally A Person posted:If you believe in the slip'n'slide but it gives you a firm spank when you get to the end then it is always with you. I want to believe.
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Mar 27, 2020 08:14
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Sounds good op but really more in the market for a slide'n'slip
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Mar 27, 2020 08:51
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Literally A Person posted:No no, that's a shluck'n'gently caress Yeah I got tricked into buying a bunch of those for resale by my brother in law. Fuckin’ CPSC.
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Mar 27, 2020 13:51
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a mr. bucket that sucks on your balls
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Mar 27, 2020 14:36
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Tom Gorman posted:a mr. bucket that sucks on your balls a mr. sucket, if you will
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Mar 27, 2020 14:38
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headfirst into a crocodiles mouth sounds pretty good at this point
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Mar 27, 2020 14:39
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Chicken Limbo but it’s the chicken’s ballsack hanging down
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Milo and POTUS posted:headfirst into a crocodiles mouth sounds pretty good at this point This is the weirdest sex euphemism I've heard in a while....
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