New roles for Tom Hanks

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Escape From Noise

Look we all know Tom Hanks (nicest guy in Hollywood) loves a good biopic. They're his meat and potatoes! (which is a phrase I'm certain he uses all the time IRL). That and roles that seem like they're biopic but are in fact fictional. About a nice hard workin' guy who loves his wife or girlfriend (Saving Private Ryan, Castaway)

So why not help a nice guy out? We need some biopics and a quick pitch of the role for Mr. Tom "Tom" Hanks to get his next Oscar nomination for!

Tom Hank is...ButtTheShitmanFart! We see a young Hanks sitting in front of a computer looking at the screen pensively. Suddenly, inspiration! He puts his hands to the keyboard and begins to type. The camera pans to behind his head so we can see the screen. It's for the Something Awful forums. Zoom into the screen name. ButtTheShitmanFart. He smirks to himself. Fade to black.

"10 Years Later"

# ? May 2, 2020 18:00

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# ? May 22, 2024 09:27

Macnult

Tom Hanks as a volleyball in the Top Gun remake

# ? May 2, 2020 18:38

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Tom Hanks as a commited father who's just trying to make ends meet

# ? May 2, 2020 18:57

biosterous

tom hanks as a dad who gets into streaming on twitch in order to connect with his estranged teenage children

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he/him

# ? May 2, 2020 19:09

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Tom Hanks IS...

Spider-man except he's a terrible neighbor in the suburbs

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? May 2, 2020 19:58

TOOT BOOT

Tom Hanks as Jigsaw in a new Saw reboot

# ? May 2, 2020 20:03

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Bosom Buddies: The Movie

# ? May 2, 2020 20:38

nut

Tom hanks as the red ranger

# ? May 2, 2020 22:12

Groly

Tom Hanks as Joe Friday in a remake of Dragnet.

# ? May 3, 2020 04:37

Escape From Noise

Tom Hanks is a hard working sexy dracula who has to save his family's home from the bank.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? May 3, 2020 07:35

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Tom Hanks and Joanna and Chip Gaines renovate a large 2 story mansion with shiplap but just before the whole project is complete (after "two weeks") Shelly Long has sex with the guy from Die Hard, the weird blonde haired Russian dude except he DOESN'T have sex with her, and he tells Walter that he really didn't have sex with Shelley Long, but Chip and Joanna Gaines don't give a gently caress about any of that and they continue touring the house talking about how they repurposed the flooring and don't it look great and they just can NOT shut the gently caress up about shiplap .

It's the remake of the Money Pit, called "Money Pit Two- Shiplap Shiplap Shiplap!"

# ? May 3, 2020 07:57

oliwan: by Nyc_Tattoo

Tom Hanks in Hank's Tom, in which a recently divorced Tom Hanks adopts a cat and finds happiness again

# ? May 3, 2020 10:10

barfdog

Kim Jong-Un dies. The world watches in anticipation as his successor is chosen by the Communist Party Central Committee. Many are in the race - his sister, his top generals, even his infant son; ultimately, however, the nomination goes to a very unexpected candidate, bringing uncertainty to the Korean Peninsula, and perhaps...some hope?

Strap yourselves in for a tale of conflict, party politics, and redemption: Tom Hanks is...The Supreme Leader.

https://i.imgur.com/FLpAnfS.mp4

# ? May 3, 2020 10:28

Escape From Noise

barfdog posted:

Kim Jong-Un dies. The world watches in anticipation as his successor is chosen by the Communist Party Central Committee. Many are in the race - his sister, his top generals, even his infant son; ultimately, however, the nomination goes to a very unexpected candidate, bringing uncertainty to the Korean Peninsula, and perhaps...some hope?

Strap yourselves in for a tale of conflict, party politics, and redemption: Tom Hanks is...The Supreme Leader.

Would watch.

# ? May 3, 2020 11:59

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# ? May 22, 2024 09:27

Escape From Noise

oliwan posted:

Tom Hanks in Hank's Tom, in which a recently divorced Tom Hanks adopts a cat and finds happiness again

Woah dog! WOAH! :psyboom:

# ? May 3, 2020 12:00

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