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Look we all know Tom Hanks (nicest guy in Hollywood) loves a good biopic. They're his meat and potatoes! (which is a phrase I'm certain he uses all the time IRL). That and roles that seem like they're biopic but are in fact fictional. About a nice hard workin' guy who loves his wife or girlfriend (Saving Private Ryan, Castaway)
So why not help a nice guy out? We need some biopics and a quick pitch of the role for Mr. Tom "Tom" Hanks to get his next Oscar nomination for!
Tom Hank is...ButtTheShitmanFart! We see a young Hanks sitting in front of a computer looking at the screen pensively. Suddenly, inspiration! He puts his hands to the keyboard and begins to type. The camera pans to behind his head so we can see the screen. It's for the Something Awful forums. Zoom into the screen name. ButtTheShitmanFart. He smirks to himself. Fade to black.
"10 Years Later"
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May 2, 2020 18:00
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May 22, 2024 14:44
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- Macnult
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Tom Hanks as a volleyball in the Top Gun remake
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May 2, 2020 18:38
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Tom Hanks as a commited father who's just trying to make ends meet
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May 2, 2020 18:57
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- TOOT BOOT
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Tom Hanks as Jigsaw in a new Saw reboot
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May 2, 2020 20:03
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Tom hanks as the red ranger
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May 2, 2020 22:12
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Tom Hanks as Joe Friday in a remake of Dragnet.
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May 3, 2020 04:37
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Tom Hanks in Hank's Tom, in which a recently divorced Tom Hanks adopts a cat and finds happiness again
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May 3, 2020 10:10
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Kim Jong-Un dies. The world watches in anticipation as his successor is chosen by the Communist Party Central Committee. Many are in the race - his sister, his top generals, even his infant son; ultimately, however, the nomination goes to a very unexpected candidate, bringing uncertainty to the Korean Peninsula, and perhaps...some hope?
Strap yourselves in for a tale of conflict, party politics, and redemption: Tom Hanks is...The Supreme Leader.
Would watch.
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May 3, 2020 11:59
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May 22, 2024 14:44
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- Escape From Noise
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Tom Hanks in Hank's Tom, in which a recently divorced Tom Hanks adopts a cat and finds happiness again
Woah dog! WOAH!
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May 3, 2020 12:00
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