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with herbs! |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:22 |
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This ain't the herbs from your mama's herb garden! (although some of those were probably used too)
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 06:23 |
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The secrecy of the herbs is what gives them potency. With this supplement you can do real manly things like rip thick beefy farts and forget your wife's birthday and/or anniversary
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Jun 8, 2020
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 07:41 |
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organic, free range, whole grain, artisan viagra just like mama used to make
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 08:11 |
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Stooge posted:organic, free range, whole grain, artisan viagra Memories of hunting horny goat weed with gramma |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 08:25 |
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my wife said i needed to make thyme so i bought a whole bundle at the grocery store and rubbed it on my dong thanks for the tip, hun
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 14:37 |
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rosemary? no, that's for girls, right there in the name. no, this is rosedennis
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 17:17 |
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Needs more... cumin lol |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 18:30 |
You need 99 herblore to make the Big Dick White Rhino Cannon Dong XXL potion. It is untradeable so grinding for the levels is well worth the investment. | |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:01 |
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Me to woman I met at bar: oh no, that smell isn't cologne, that's a bundle of herbs and spices that I keep round my neck to improve my virility, sexual stamina, and donkey kong speed run times
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:04 |
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slip a leaf of sage under the condom for a fresh gently caress
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:18 |
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Rubbing crushed bay leaves all over my face to give my lips that full, pouty Man Look |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:20 |
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take that aromatics bundle you had tucked under your scrote and dump it right into the broth, you loving maniac
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:21 |
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Poison ivy, poison oak, nettles and oleander should do the trick! |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:28 |
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thank u my males are much better now
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:31 |
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i'm 6 feet tall, with the help of my all natural enhancement *dumps a bunch of rocks out of my boots"
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# ? Jun 8, 2020 19:52 |
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(it's actually a random mix of botanicals and the active ingredient is L-arginine, which you can get at any health food store) |
# ? Jun 8, 2020 23:31 |
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Taking preservatives to help me last longer |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 00:17 |
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it's just a box containing one (1) brazillian wandering spider
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# ? Jun 9, 2020 06:00 |
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herbs are what plants crave |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 07:03 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:it's just a box containing one (1) brazillian wandering spider One (1) perfect Brazilian wandering spider |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 07:56 |
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And for the ladies... |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 18:09 |
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drat I’m thinking bout getting some gas station boner pills right now. I’m getting hard just thinking about it. |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 18:26 |
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Cumin though |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 18:43 |
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*picks up chart at door and walks into private side room at the HDU* : Hello, I am X, part of the medical team. Would just like to check how-- : I am not talking to you. : Oh, is something the problem? : Yes something is a big problem. I am hungry and I am not talking to you. Everyone else got breakfast but here I am starving. I told the staff I don't put junk in my body. I only eat organic, natural food. They tell me they don't have anything like that. Well what if I was Jewish huh? Or Muslim? Would they try to serve me microwaved pork sausages? I take my diet as serioiulsy as anyone takes their ethical and religious dietary restrictions. : Uh huh... *looks at chart, sees "massive lorazepam overdose" under reason for presentation* Really happened. |
# ? Jun 9, 2020 19:15 |
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Edit: Wrong thread
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jun 12, 2020 |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:00 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:One (1) perfect Brazilian wandering spider see this would also work with the Yellow Scorpion also from Brazil but not many people know that it does raise the question of why there are multiple venomous critters in Brazil that give you priapism, something that i've yet to hear a convincing argument from theologians about |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:29 |
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and believe me, i keep asking them!
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 04:29 |
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is this boner booster gluten-free
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 05:02 |
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*me googling yoga dudes* computer: enhance |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 08:00 |
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 08:10 |
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I took too many pills and I am now unable to communicate my feelings |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 08:47 |
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eating my super rare monster reobrn yugioh card pieces by piece then staring down into my pants for the next 30 min
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 11:31 |
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nut posted:eating my super rare monster reobrn yugioh card pieces by piece then staring down into my pants for the next 30 min dad knocks asking what i'm up to, sport and i yell that i'm practicing eastern medicine
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 11:32 |
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"I'm an all natural male and I'd like to buy an enhancement." "Ok, first answer these questions. You're in a desert and you see a tortoise..." |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 13:03 |
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Naturally Enhanced Male 1 Male 2 T Oregano 1 T Cumin 1 t Cocoa Powder 1 clove Garlic 3 T Olive Oil Salt to taste Preheat oven to 350. Rub the Male down with Olive Oil being sure to coat the surface of the male evenly. Combine herbs and rub into Male. Reserve oil and herb mixture from bottom of pan. Season and bake 40-50 minutes basting every 10 minutes with reserved oil mixture. https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4 |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 17:28 |
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min maxing my vitality with corner store pills
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# ? Jun 10, 2020 17:45 |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Cumin though |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 18:10 |
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# ? May 13, 2024 07:10 |
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Nobody is a "natural" male anymore than someone is a "natural" baseball player or accountant. |
# ? Jun 10, 2020 19:08 |