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Escape From Noise

with herbs!

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Escape From Noise

This ain't the herbs from your mama's herb garden! (although some of those were probably used too)



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Escape From Noise

The secrecy of the herbs is what gives them potency. With this supplement you can do real manly things like rip thick beefy farts and forget your wife's birthday and/or anniversary

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:45 on Jun 8, 2020



Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

Stooge


organic, free range, whole grain, artisan viagra

just like mama used to make



Escape From Noise

Stooge posted:

organic, free range, whole grain, artisan viagra

just like mama used to make

Memories of hunting horny goat weed with gramma

nut

my wife said i needed to make thyme so i bought a whole bundle at the grocery store and rubbed it on my dong thanks for the tip, hun

more falafel please

forums poster

rosemary? no, that's for girls, right there in the name. no, this is rosedennis




thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!






GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Needs more... cumin






lol

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
You need 99 herblore to make the Big Dick White Rhino Cannon Dong XXL potion. It is untradeable so grinding for the levels is well worth the investment.

Stooge


Me to woman I met at bar: oh no, that smell isn't cologne, that's a bundle of herbs and spices that I keep round my neck to improve my virility, sexual stamina, and donkey kong speed run times



FutonForensic

slip a leaf of sage under the condom for a fresh gently caress


idiotsavant
Rubbing crushed bay leaves all over my face to give my lips that full, pouty Man Look

FutonForensic

take that aromatics bundle you had tucked under your scrote and dump it right into the broth, you loving maniac


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Poison ivy, poison oak, nettles and oleander should do the trick!

nut

thank u my males are much better now

Heather Papps

hello friend


i'm 6 feet tall, with the help of my all natural enhancement
*dumps a bunch of rocks out of my boots"



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

im_sorry

(9999)
(it's actually a random mix of botanicals and the active ingredient is L-arginine, which you can get at any health food store)

Jaguars!


Taking preservatives to help me last longer

Stoner Sloth

it's just a box containing one (1) brazillian wandering spider







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

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good_mother69


herbs are what plants crave

Escape From Noise

Stoner Sloth posted:

it's just a box containing one (1) brazillian wandering spider

One (1) perfect Brazilian wandering spider

Escape From Noise

And for the ladies...

The_Rob

Blah blah blah blah!!
drat I’m thinking bout getting some gas station boner pills right now. I’m getting hard just thinking about it.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Cumin though

Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
*picks up chart at door and walks into private side room at the HDU*

:): Hello, I am X, part of the medical team. Would just like to check how--

:colbert:: I am not talking to you.

:): Oh, is something the problem?

:colbert:: Yes something is a big problem. I am hungry and I am not talking to you. Everyone else got breakfast but here I am starving. I told the staff I don't put junk in my body. I only eat organic, natural food. They tell me they don't have anything like that. Well what if I was Jewish huh? Or Muslim? Would they try to serve me microwaved pork sausages? I take my diet as serioiulsy as anyone takes their ethical and religious dietary restrictions.

:): Uh huh...

*looks at chart, sees "massive lorazepam overdose" under reason for presentation*

Really happened.

Escape From Noise

Edit: Wrong thread

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 08:11 on Jun 12, 2020

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

One (1) perfect Brazilian wandering spider

see this would also work with the Yellow Scorpion also from Brazil but not many people know that

it does raise the question of why there are multiple venomous critters in Brazil that give you priapism, something that i've yet to hear a convincing argument from theologians about







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Stoner Sloth

and believe me, i keep asking them!







sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

Yinlock

is this boner booster gluten-free


Dungeon Ecology

*me googling yoga dudes*


computer: enhance

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good_mother69


Escape From Noise

I took too many pills and I am now unable to communicate my feelings

nut

eating my super rare monster reobrn yugioh card pieces by piece then staring down into my pants for the next 30 min

nut

nut posted:

eating my super rare monster reobrn yugioh card pieces by piece then staring down into my pants for the next 30 min

dad knocks asking what i'm up to, sport and i yell that i'm practicing eastern medicine

super sweet best pal

"I'm an all natural male and I'd like to buy an enhancement."

"Ok, first answer these questions. You're in a desert and you see a tortoise..."

Literally A Person

Smugworth Wuz Here
Naturally Enhanced Male

1 Male
2 T Oregano
1 T Cumin
1 t Cocoa Powder
1 clove Garlic
3 T Olive Oil
Salt to taste

Preheat oven to 350. Rub the Male down with Olive Oil being sure to coat the surface of the male evenly. Combine herbs and rub into Male. Reserve oil and herb mixture from bottom of pan. Season and bake 40-50 minutes basting every 10 minutes with reserved oil mixture.

https://giant.gfycat.com/SizzlingThickIbis.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH vanisher

nut

min maxing my vitality with corner store pills

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs

:downsbravo:

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Bright Bart

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
Nobody is a "natural" male anymore than someone is a "natural" baseball player or accountant.

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