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my pops is such a supportive gamer, but since mom died he spends a lot of time sitting in his armchair screaming that he needs vespene gas till i bring him a cold one
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Heather Papps posted:my pops is such a supportive gamer, but since mom died he spends a lot of time sitting in his armchair screaming that he needs vespene gas till i bring him a cold one "I require more minerals!" he constantly states as I finish making him a sandwich |
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Jul 12, 2020 01:06
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It was funny at first when he was demanding to spawn more overlords but ever since he started doing so our toilet is permanently clogged.
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Jul 12, 2020 01:57
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Gamer doctor: Let me explain in more epic terms......The AIDS riddling the body of your brother is..is kind of like a 4 min drone rush all in and he..he just didnt scout it..
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Jul 12, 2020 02:10
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A dad wearing e-sports team jersey with his child's gamertag on the back ("ChodeBlasterX") |
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Jul 12, 2020 02:26
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Finger Prince posted:I resent the phrase "helicopter parent". I prefer the term Sky Lord. Anyone can provide CAS with a helo. The real skill is maintaining air superiority regardless of aircraft. Good parenting is never letting the other team's "helicopter parents" get a chance to ever pin your kid's squad down. I'm a Choplifter parent myself.
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Jul 12, 2020 06:00
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super sweet best pal posted:I'm a Choplifter parent myself.
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Jul 12, 2020 06:06
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Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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super sweet best pal posted:Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter |
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Jul 12, 2020 14:42
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it's hard to explain but when i gave birth to the twins charlie broke down, screaming about a duplication glitch. up until that point he'd been the perfect supportive gamer husband, but i guess changing class bricked him.
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super sweet best pal posted:Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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super sweet best pal posted:Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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Gamer grandma’s life’s work was homebrewing a tabletop game that used Thomas Kincade figurines for the pieces.
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Jul 13, 2020 07:57
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Grieving father insists that all funeral guests bring a mechanical keyboard to his son's cremation to spam "F" as the coffin rolls into the flames |
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Jul 13, 2020 09:18
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Luvcow posted:*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament* Lol ---------------- |
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super sweet best pal posted:Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter ---------------- |
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Jul 13, 2020 10:36
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gamer dad on death bed: my son.. *cough* my last wish is to be buried to sea.. like Aerith.. *cough* *ack* *piiiiip* gamer doctor: F occurred at 13:37 pm gamer son: F non gamer mom: nice? |
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Jul 13, 2020 13:18
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Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow. SGF: Son, while I'm happy to help you with your schoolwork, I think you need to learn a lesson with this assignment. You procrastinated, and procrastination has consequences, which... Son: But dad I need a carry SGF: I'm on it |
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Jul 13, 2020 15:03
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 Dad, you tell this story every single time I have people ov-"And we shot with CTRL!! And move forward was mouse 1! How'd we move backwards?" ... Mouse 2 "Correct! Mouse 2. God times have changed. Ah.. Well, anyway, you kids have fun with your new hen tie thing or whatever does it have bunnyhopping?" |
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Jul 14, 2020 02:31
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google THIS posted:Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow. lol ---------------- |
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Jul 14, 2020 02:57
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The Mushroom Kingdom of b/dad jokes
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Jul 14, 2020 03:19
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"Dad, I don't know if I want to major in engineering or biology." "It's okay, try one out and re-spec if needed." |
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Jul 14, 2020 05:45
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google THIS posted:Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow.
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Jul 14, 2020 11:12
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SGF and SGS go to dippin dots: More dots, more dots, more dots
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Slumpy posted:SGF and SGS go to dippin dots: More dots, more dots, more dots dippin dots are overflowing out of the cup onto the floor, creating a dangerous slip-and-fall hazard because as the ice cream of the future, they don't melt easily: ok stop dots
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