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- Slumpy
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Gamer doctor: Let me explain in more epic terms......The AIDS riddling the body of your brother is..is kind of like a 4 min drone rush all in and he..he just didnt scout it..
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Jul 12, 2020 02:10
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- old friend
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A dad wearing e-sports team jersey with his child's gamertag on the back ("ChodeBlasterX")
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Jul 12, 2020 02:26
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- super sweet best pal
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I resent the phrase "helicopter parent". I prefer the term Sky Lord. Anyone can provide CAS with a helo. The real skill is maintaining air superiority regardless of aircraft. Good parenting is never letting the other team's "helicopter parents" get a chance to ever pin your kid's squad down.
I'm a Choplifter parent myself.
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Jul 12, 2020 06:00
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- super sweet best pal
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Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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Jul 12, 2020 12:25
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- The Klowner
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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Jul 12, 2020 22:59
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- super sweet best pal
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Gamer grandma’s life’s work was homebrewing a tabletop game that used Thomas Kincade figurines for the pieces.
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Jul 13, 2020 07:57
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- old friend
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Grieving father insists that all funeral guests bring a mechanical keyboard to his son's cremation to spam "F" as the coffin rolls into the flames
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Jul 13, 2020 09:18
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*son scores a point at the 6yo or under karate tournament*
gamer dad: FINISH HIM!!!!
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Jul 13, 2020 10:35
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by sebmojo
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Support gamer father, healer gamer mother, tank gamer son, dps gamer daughter
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Jul 13, 2020 10:36
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Gopherslayer
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gamer dad on death bed: my son.. *cough* my last wish is to be buried to sea.. like Aerith.. *cough* *ack* *piiiiip*
gamer doctor: F occurred at 13:37 pm
gamer son: F
non gamer mom: nice?
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Jul 13, 2020 13:18
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Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow.
SGF: Son, while I'm happy to help you with your schoolwork, I think you need to learn a lesson with this assignment. You procrastinated, and procrastination has consequences, which...
Son: But dad I need a carry
SGF: I'm on it
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Jul 13, 2020 15:03
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Dad, you tell this story every single time I have people ov-
"And we shot with CTRL!! And move forward was mouse 1! How'd we move backwards?"
... Mouse 2
"Correct! Mouse 2. God times have changed. Ah.. Well, anyway, you kids have fun with your new hen tie thing or whatever does it have bunnyhopping?"
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Jul 14, 2020 02:31
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by sebmojo
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Son: Dad, can you help me do my science fair project? It's due tomorrow.
SGF: Son, while I'm happy to help you with your schoolwork, I think you need to learn a lesson with this assignment. You procrastinated, and procrastination has consequences, which...
Son: But dad I need a carry
SGF: I'm on it
lol
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Jul 14, 2020 02:57
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- super sweet best pal
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The Mushroom Kingdom of b/dad jokes
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Jul 14, 2020 03:19
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- Slumpy
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SGF and SGS go to dippin dots: More dots, more dots, more dots
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