I've got a green visor, and a calculator with a big crank on it, crunching

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

the numbers, trying to work out the optimum time to post :thunk:

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:31

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Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

My initial calculations predicted it to be 69, but if I adjust for hyperinflation and the closing of the ftse it might be closer to 420

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:35

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*standing in front of a pin board with white cards pinned randomly, connected by red cord, brow furrowed*

gently caress gently caress Tuesdays don't work at all!

*rips the cards off the pinboard dramatically*

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:54

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

laughing at the endlessly complex machines staffed by a room full of number-crunchers because i figured out the optimum time to post ages ago.

it's tuesday, one minute before BYOB gets deleted

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:57

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Can hardly see across the room there's so much used calculator tape cartoonishly flowing from that calculator

# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:57

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*a cool looking woman in a black leather trench is sitting in front of a table full of old CRT computer monitors, a sea of green text on a black background scrolls past rapidly. She surveys this impassively"

Soon, the time of posting will be at hand.

Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Aug 17, 2020

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:05

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

An ancient tribal elder mutters something into the ear of a tribe member. the man rushes off and mutters the same story to another tribe member. you hear a sound like the faintest whisper of the breeze.

"emptyquote"

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:13

vanisher

frantically reading ticker tape flying off the machine with real time data about the best time to post

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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:20

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

*the haggard old woman stares hard into the crystal ball seeking clarity on your posting future. There is nothing but inky blackness but suddenly a vision! She recoils in horror, sweet Mary! Could it be??!!*

:redhammer:

"Hope you got ten bux" she says darkly

# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:28

Benagain: Can you see that I am serious?

Locked in your dark number room you completely miss the plane outside dragging a giant banner that says NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT

# ? Aug 18, 2020 12:49

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# ? May 7, 2024 11:28

Escape From Noise

magic cactus posted:

laughing at the endlessly complex machines staffed by a room full of number-crunchers because i figured out the optimum time to post ages ago.

it's tuesday, one minute before BYOB gets deleted

Sitting at on the toilet after a large meal of Mexican food I look at my watch. That's when it hits me. I have but seconds to post...BUT MY PHONE IS CHARGING IN THE BEDROOM! NOOOOOOOOO

# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:33

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