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the numbers, trying to work out the optimum time to post
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:31 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 15:43 |
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My initial calculations predicted it to be 69, but if I adjust for hyperinflation and the closing of the ftse it might be closer to 420
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:35 |
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*standing in front of a pin board with white cards pinned randomly, connected by red cord, brow furrowed* gently caress gently caress Tuesdays don't work at all! *rips the cards off the pinboard dramatically*
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:54 |
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laughing at the endlessly complex machines staffed by a room full of number-crunchers because i figured out the optimum time to post ages ago. it's tuesday, one minute before BYOB gets deleted
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:57 |
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Can hardly see across the room there's so much used calculator tape cartoonishly flowing from that calculator
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 22:57 |
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*a cool looking woman in a black leather trench is sitting in front of a table full of old CRT computer monitors, a sea of green text on a black background scrolls past rapidly. She surveys this impassively" Soon, the time of posting will be at hand. Chewbecca fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Aug 17, 2020
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:05 |
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An ancient tribal elder mutters something into the ear of a tribe member. the man rushes off and mutters the same story to another tribe member. you hear a sound like the faintest whisper of the breeze. "emptyquote"
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:13 |
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frantically reading ticker tape flying off the machine with real time data about the best time to post
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:20 |
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*the haggard old woman stares hard into the crystal ball seeking clarity on your posting future. There is nothing but inky blackness but suddenly a vision! She recoils in horror, sweet Mary! Could it be??!!* "Hope you got ten bux" she says darkly
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# ? Aug 17, 2020 23:28 |
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Locked in your dark number room you completely miss the plane outside dragging a giant banner that says NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT |
# ? Aug 18, 2020 12:49 |
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# ? May 7, 2024 15:43 |
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magic cactus posted:laughing at the endlessly complex machines staffed by a room full of number-crunchers because i figured out the optimum time to post ages ago. Sitting at on the toilet after a large meal of Mexican food I look at my watch. That's when it hits me. I have but seconds to post...BUT MY PHONE IS CHARGING IN THE BEDROOM! NOOOOOOOOO |
# ? Aug 18, 2020 18:33 |