i still think moon-backed currency is viable

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Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

i mean think about it, the moon is one solid object, there's only a finite amount of lunar mass that will ever exist that we can define as "the moon", we just need to segment and divide the moon into apportioned quantities and volumes (not even physically! we do that with computer math and models and stuff) and then just issue moon notes to act as the perfect immune-to-inflation currency for all time

and whose face gets to be on the moon dollar? all the moon astronauteers, the moon face man on the moon, uh i guess we could put Prince up there he's moon adjacent; gold-backed currency is so gauche anyhow like what do you even ~do~ with the gold as opposed to the moon? you can't even see gold at night! you can see the moon any time you want, just look upwardly!

when should we expect the moon tithe to begin? it should follow the tides at least

# ? Sep 14, 2020 01:06

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New apocalypse scenario: Multiple billionaires want their share of the moon brought to Earth to cash in, destruction ensues, but it's okay because they need their money right

# ? Sep 14, 2020 01:37

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

that's the beauty of the moon currency plan: it doesn't even need to go anywhere! it's all apportioned just sitting right there where it is, don't gotta haul no moon rocks around like how we don't hurl gold ingots through the drivethrough windows of a taco bell to finance our burrito binges

moon theft is probably the easiest way to be declared an enemy of all mankind tho gotta admit

# ? Sep 14, 2020 02:04

Khanstant

p sure the moon is a hoax have u ever been there didnt think so

# ? Sep 14, 2020 03:31

google THIS

The numbers are in for the first quarter :smug:

# ? Sep 14, 2020 04:16

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

also opening up a new frontier for the heinously sick and rad concept of MOON CRIME and other related topics; moon fraud

# ? Sep 14, 2020 04:45

alnilam

google THIS posted:

The numbers are in for the first quarter

# ? Sep 14, 2020 04:49

vanisher

google THIS posted:

The numbers are in for the first quarter

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# ? Sep 14, 2020 05:49

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

i think you've got a winner here op, especially the part where i commit moon fraud

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# ? Sep 14, 2020 07:50

Ass-penny

rear end-Haggis posted:

also opening up a new frontier for the heinously sick and rad concept of MOON CRIME and other related topics; moon fraud

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Sep 14, 2020 08:22

The DPRK

Fine until a lunar meteor shower causes a financial crisis

# ? Sep 14, 2020 10:51

Escape From Noise

Starting my own currency backed by the 82 moons of Saturn!

# ? Sep 14, 2020 12:53

Finger Prince

I got your moon money right here *bends over and drops trou*

# ? Sep 14, 2020 13:53

Manifisto

law & order: moon crimes unit

space cops with jetpacks, space court where the jurors are astronauts mixed in with a bunch of aliens

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 14, 2020 14:08

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The face on the moon money has to be OP's profile pic right? Because that's how I imagine it.

# ? Sep 14, 2020 15:09

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

Prurient Squid posted:

The face on the moon money has to be OP's profile pic right? Because that's how I imagine it.

it's called an av friend, and yeah i see it

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# ? Sep 14, 2020 18:31

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Or Jasper from the Simpsons (What a time to be alive!)

# ? Sep 14, 2020 20:32

Ass-penny

Prurient Squid posted:

The face on the moon money has to be OP's profile pic right? Because that's how I imagine it.

lol if you think moon money (M²) is going to be printed currency. Maybe there'll be a banking app that displays a holographic av when you check your account balance?

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# ? Sep 14, 2020 20:35

Prof. Crocodile

Manifisto posted:

law & order: moon crimes unit

space cops with jetpacks, space court where the jurors are astronauts mixed in with a bunch of aliens

in the criminal justice system, the moon is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the astronauts who bounce around in frumpy white spacesuits to investigate moon crime, and the aliens who anally probe offenders. these are their stories.

DUN DUN

# ? Sep 14, 2020 21:45

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

becoming some sort of moon hammurabi leading a lunar junta is so not my bag, someone else do that part

# ? Sep 14, 2020 23:34

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watch wall street literally crash the moon into the earth

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# ? Sep 15, 2020 00:10

google THIS

I just don't feel comfortable investing in this werebear market

# ? Sep 15, 2020 00:57

Escape From Noise

[Pointing at the moon]

Yeah, I own that!

I start freaking out at every phase until I have a complete meltdown during the new moon

# ? Sep 15, 2020 01:13

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Im gonna do it. Im gonna steal the moon

# ? Sep 15, 2020 04:38

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Can I use moon money for illicit transactions?

# ? Sep 15, 2020 12:23

Escape From Noise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdT2HqoV198

...time to move some money around...

# ? Sep 15, 2020 14:01

Macnult

google THIS posted:

The numbers are in for the first quarter

# ? Sep 15, 2020 16:39

nut

intentionally misspelling it "mooon" in all the paperwork in case I default

# ? Sep 15, 2020 17:41

Khanstant

*smiles moonily*

# ? Sep 15, 2020 18:09

Ass-Haggis: asproigerosis confirmed

i get THIS moon face?

on MY moon currency?

with MY prismatic moon holograms?

we are ALL IN on every full moon forever; it is assured, the seers declare The Mood Is Right and so am i

# ? Sep 16, 2020 00:38

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

the moon is disgusting. it's made out of cheese
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# ? Sep 16, 2020 00:53

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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I got it. Neil Armstrong.

# ? Sep 16, 2020 12:43

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