- Ass-Haggis
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i mean think about it, the moon is one solid object, there's only a finite amount of lunar mass that will ever exist that we can define as "the moon", we just need to segment and divide the moon into apportioned quantities and volumes (not even physically! we do that with computer math and models and stuff) and then just issue moon notes to act as the perfect immune-to-inflation currency for all time
and whose face gets to be on the moon dollar? all the moon astronauteers, the moon face man on the moon, uh i guess we could put Prince up there he's moon adjacent; gold-backed currency is so gauche anyhow like what do you even ~do~ with the gold as opposed to the moon? you can't even see gold at night! you can see the moon any time you want, just look upwardly!
when should we expect the moon tithe to begin? it should follow the tides at least
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HA HA! YOU HAVE CHOSEN POORLY!
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New apocalypse scenario: Multiple billionaires want their share of the moon brought to Earth to cash in, destruction ensues, but it's okay because they need their money right
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Sep 14, 2020 01:37
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- Ass-Haggis
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that's the beauty of the moon currency plan: it doesn't even need to go anywhere! it's all apportioned just sitting right there where it is, don't gotta haul no moon rocks around like how we don't hurl gold ingots through the drivethrough windows of a taco bell to finance our burrito binges
moon theft is probably the easiest way to be declared an enemy of all mankind tho gotta admit
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Sep 14, 2020 02:04
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p sure the moon is a hoax have u ever been there didnt think so
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Sep 14, 2020 03:31
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- Ass-Haggis
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also opening up a new frontier for the heinously sick and rad concept of MOON CRIME and other related topics; moon fraud
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Sep 14, 2020 04:45
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Fine until a lunar meteor shower causes a financial crisis
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Sep 14, 2020 10:51
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Starting my own currency backed by the 82 moons of Saturn!
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Sep 14, 2020 12:53
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I got your moon money right here *bends over and drops trou*
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- Prurient Squid
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The face on the moon money has to be OP's profile pic right? Because that's how I imagine it.
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Sep 14, 2020 15:09
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Or Jasper from the Simpsons (What a time to be alive!)
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Sep 14, 2020 20:32
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law & order: moon crimes unit
space cops with jetpacks, space court where the jurors are astronauts mixed in with a bunch of aliens
in the criminal justice system, the moon is represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the astronauts who bounce around in frumpy white spacesuits to investigate moon crime, and the aliens who anally probe offenders. these are their stories.
DUN DUN
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Sep 14, 2020 21:45
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becoming some sort of moon hammurabi leading a lunar junta is so not my bag, someone else do that part
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Sep 14, 2020 23:34
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I just don't feel comfortable investing in this werebear market
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[Pointing at the moon]
Yeah, I own that!
I start freaking out at every phase until I have a complete meltdown during the new moon
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Sep 15, 2020 01:13
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- Prurient Squid
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Can I use moon money for illicit transactions?
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Sep 15, 2020 12:23
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdT2HqoV198
...time to move some money around...
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The numbers are in for the first quarter
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intentionally misspelling it "mooon" in all the paperwork in case I default
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Sep 15, 2020 17:41
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*smiles moonily*
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- Ass-Haggis
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i get THIS moon face?
on MY moon currency?
with MY prismatic moon holograms?
we are ALL IN on every full moon forever; it is assured, the seers declare The Mood Is Right and so am i
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- Prurient Squid
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I got it. Neil Armstrong.
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