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Welcome, and thank you for joining us for joining us at the Miss BYOBs Pageant! Before we crown our winners let's open with our official song!SweetWillyRollbar posted:There they are, the Miss BYOBees Now it's time to kick things off with our first event: joint rolling/dabbing/bong rips! |
# ? Oct 15, 2020 10:45 |
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Several contestants just repeating previous speeches verbatim and high-fiving
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 12:26 |
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you can't hear me underneath the layers of vaseline worked into my teeth face and hair, the bong keeps slipping out of my hand but when the shininess competition comes up next i will surely win
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 12:41 |
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tbh i'm a little worried that someone else is gonna win the emptyquote event
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 13:07 |
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biosterous posted:tbh i'm a little worried that someone else is gonna win the emptyquote event |
# ? Oct 15, 2020 13:58 |
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Hello i believe y'all are holding a crown for me.
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 14:48 |
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Side note: there can be more than one winner! |
# ? Oct 15, 2020 14:50 |
(at this point, doctor dogballs, in drag and somehow already wearing the winner's crown, falls through the ceiling and lands on stage in a pile of debris and dust.)
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:11 |
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Ah, i didn't realize the show was using Doc Dogballs' Delivery LLC this year. Thank you for bringing me my crown! When will the others be arriving?
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:27 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Ah, i didn't realize the show was using Doc Dogballs' Delivery LLC this year. Thank you for bringing me my crown! When will the others be arriving? Crowns on crowns on crowns! |
# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:31 |
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I'm using a vaudeville hook to pull lurkers onto the stage Jinh fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 15, 2020 |
# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:35 |
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:Crowns on crowns on crowns! Pictured: me in mine
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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:40 |
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Pictured: me in mine Rocking cuffs
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:02 |
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Jinh posted:I'm using a vaudeville hook to pull lurkers onto the stage I suddenly find myself up on stage, not really knowing what to do or what is expected of me. |
# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:03 |
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*stumbles onto stage in a cloud of smoke* I personally believe that something awful goons cant locate byob on the forums index, because some people in our forums don't have monitors, such as, and I believe that our posters here should be, everywhere like such as, coupons and deals, and automotive insanity and everywhere, like, such as, and i think all posters should, our posters here in byob, such as, should help goons turn on their monitors to build up the future of byob
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:04 |
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q: if you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be miss bone bud: world peace *loud, angry boos* miss pumpkin pal: world piss lol *cheering, tossing of laurels*
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:14 |
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FutonForensic posted:q: if you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:32 |
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Evil Bob posted:*stumbles onto stage in a cloud of smoke*
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:20 |
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Irsh posted:I suddenly find myself up on stage, not really knowing what to do or what is expected of me. All that is expected is that you are kind and Also, have something ready for the talent portion of the pageant. If that's something you're cool with |
# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:06 |
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Intermission is a BYOB reggae sing-along |
# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:07 |
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(flashbacks to mx.byob contest)
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:30 |
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it is with mixed regret and pleasure that I announce that the "Hog Dawg" category will no longer be a component of this pageant
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:20 |
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banging on the table with both fists and wolf whistling, doing that thing where my eyes pop out of my head as my tongue rolls out cartoonishly at just how chill these ladies are
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:49 |
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Stoner Sloth posted:banging on the table with both fists and wolf whistling, doing that thing where my eyes pop out of my head as my tongue rolls out cartoonishly at just how chill these ladies are Same but doing the thing where my head pops out of my eyes
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# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:53 |