At the First Annual Miss BYOBs Pageant

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Escape From Noise

Welcome, and thank you for joining us for joining us at the Miss BYOBs Pageant! Before we crown our winners let's open with our official song!

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

There they are, the Miss BYOBees
There they are, no coupons or deals
The dream of a million posters who are more than pretty high can come true
in The Chill Forums

For they may turn out to be the Queens of just posting
There they are, the Miss BYOBees
There they are, no coupons or deals
With so many crimes they took the forums by storm
With their stunning pet pictures and empty quotes

And there they are
Showing they care,
At the sheep and wool fair, they are
There they are - The Miss BYOBees!

Now it's time to kick things off with our first event: joint rolling/dabbing/bong rips!

# ? Oct 15, 2020 10:45

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:01

Escape From Noise

Several contestants just repeating previous speeches verbatim and high-fiving

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Oct 15, 2020 12:26

nut

you can't hear me underneath the layers of vaseline worked into my teeth face and hair, the bong keeps slipping out of my hand but when the shininess competition comes up next i will surely win

# ? Oct 15, 2020 12:41

biosterous

tbh i'm a little worried that someone else is gonna win the emptyquote event

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he/him

# ? Oct 15, 2020 13:07

Escape From Noise

biosterous posted:

tbh i'm a little worried that someone else is gonna win the emptyquote event

# ? Oct 15, 2020 13:58

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Hello i believe y'all are holding a crown for me.

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Oct 15, 2020 14:48

Escape From Noise

Side note: there can be more than one winner!

# ? Oct 15, 2020 14:50

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

(at this point, doctor dogballs, in drag and somehow already wearing the winner's crown, falls through the ceiling and lands on stage in a pile of debris and dust.)

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# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:11

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Ah, i didn't realize the show was using Doc Dogballs' Delivery LLC this year. Thank you for bringing me my crown! When will the others be arriving?

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:27

Escape From Noise

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Ah, i didn't realize the show was using Doc Dogballs' Delivery LLC this year. Thank you for bringing me my crown! When will the others be arriving?

Crowns on crowns on crowns!

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:31

Jinh

I'm using a vaudeville hook to pull lurkers onto the stage

Jinh fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Oct 15, 2020

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:35

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

Crowns on crowns on crowns!

Pictured: me in mine

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Oct 15, 2020 16:40

Sex Robot: Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Pictured: me in mine

Rocking cuffs

# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:02

Apathetic Artist

Jinh posted:

I'm using a vaudeville hook to pull lurkers onto the stage

I suddenly find myself up on stage, not really knowing what to do or what is expected of me.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:03

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

*stumbles onto stage in a cloud of smoke*
I personally believe that something awful goons cant locate byob on the forums index, because some people in our forums don't have monitors, such as, and I believe that our posters here should be, everywhere like such as, coupons and deals, and automotive insanity and everywhere, like, such as, and i think all posters should, our posters here in byob, such as, should help goons turn on their monitors to build up the future of byob

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:04

FutonForensic

q: if you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be

miss bone bud: world peace

*loud, angry boos*

miss pumpkin pal: world piss lol

*cheering, tossing of laurels*

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:14

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

FutonForensic posted:

q: if you could wish for anything in the world, what would it be

miss bone bud: world peace

*loud, angry boos*

miss pumpkin pal: world piss lol

*cheering, tossing of laurels*

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:32

biosterous

Evil Bob posted:

*stumbles onto stage in a cloud of smoke*
I personally believe that something awful goons cant locate byob on the forums index, because some people in our forums don't have monitors, such as, and I believe that our posters here should be, everywhere like such as, coupons and deals, and automotive insanity and everywhere, like, such as, and i think all posters should, our posters here in byob, such as, should help goons turn on their monitors to build up the future of byob

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:20

Escape From Noise

Irsh posted:

I suddenly find myself up on stage, not really knowing what to do or what is expected of me.

All that is expected is that you are kind and :justpost:

Also, have something ready for the talent portion of the pageant. If that's something you're cool with

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:06

Escape From Noise

Intermission is a BYOB reggae sing-along

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:07

vanisher

(flashbacks to mx.byob contest)

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:30

FutonForensic

it is with mixed regret and pleasure that I announce that the "Hog Dawg" category will no longer be a component of this pageant

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:20

Stoner Sloth

banging on the table with both fists and wolf whistling, doing that thing where my eyes pop out of my head as my tongue rolls out cartoonishly at just how chill these ladies are

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:49

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# ? May 5, 2024 15:01

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Stoner Sloth posted:

banging on the table with both fists and wolf whistling, doing that thing where my eyes pop out of my head as my tongue rolls out cartoonishly at just how chill these ladies are

Same but doing the thing where my head pops out of my eyes :popeye:

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:53

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