Going out to the woods to find a bear

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Escape From Noise

So that I can challenge them to an eating contest! I think I can take 'em! I've seen every episode Man vs. Food and tons of eating contests online and on TV. I live, breath, and of course eat this stuff! What's a bear got on me? Bears don't have cable TV, much internet connections to stream eating contest content on. I'm also bringin' my bro/trainer Big Jefe with me to cheer me on/keep me focused. Also the rest of my posse! This bear is goin' DOWN!

# ? Nov 25, 2020 16:54

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 16:31

Heather Papps: hello friend

just make sure the challenge isn't berries, honey or fish and you should be fine

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 25, 2020 17:58

Escape From Noise

"No you idiot bear! I can't eat myself!" I gasp as a bear takes a large bite out of my midsection

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:00

Heather Papps: hello friend

this production may be a disaster but when herzog gets his hands on these tapes we'll be in the money

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:02

Escape From Noise

Heather Papps posted:

this production may be a disaster but when herzog gets his hands on these tapes we'll be in the money

# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:12

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

Going out into the woods wearing a fake beard, a toque and a flannel and drinking a Molson, talking as loud as I can about cars and splitting wood, trying to attract bears who might be interested.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 18:46

Bright Bart: False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped

I've liked bears for as long as I can remember. They are little rapscallions but also living tanks.

# ? Nov 25, 2020 19:22

pecan

me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES

# ? Nov 25, 2020 20:53

Cobalt-60: by Azathoth

Bring a picnic basket.

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# ? Nov 25, 2020 21:03

Ass-penny

Bring cocaine. I heard bears love cocaine. It's also an appetite suppressant.

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