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So that I can challenge them to an eating contest! I think I can take 'em! I've seen every episode Man vs. Food and tons of eating contests online and on TV. I live, breath, and of course eat this stuff! What's a bear got on me? Bears don't have cable TV, much internet connections to stream eating contest content on. I'm also bringin' my bro/trainer Big Jefe with me to cheer me on/keep me focused. Also the rest of my posse! This bear is goin' DOWN!
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this production may be a disaster but when herzog gets his hands on these tapes we'll be in the money
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Nov 25, 2020 18:12
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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I've liked bears for as long as I can remember. They are little rapscallions but also living tanks.
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Nov 25, 2020 19:22
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me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES
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Nov 25, 2020 20:53
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by Azathoth
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Bring a picnic basket.
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Nov 25, 2020 21:03
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clever bear exploits your food allergies and lactose intolerance to handily win the contest.
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Nov 26, 2020 01:26
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i have a jar of honey on hand and i am not afraid to make friends
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Nov 26, 2020 01:51
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Bring cocaine. I heard bears love cocaine. It's also an appetite suppressant.
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220
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Nov 26, 2020 04:49
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me out in the woods yelling out in all directions: IF ONLY I KNEW WHO COULD PREVENT FOREST FIRES
Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!
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Nov 26, 2020 05:29
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Play this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-U8E-NiPlw
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Nov 26, 2020 05:32
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If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.
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After the bear goes down, are you planning on returning the favor?
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Nov 26, 2020 12:18
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- google THIS
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i wish i knew
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