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lightly used inflatable crash test dummies punching bag (kids’ sized). you ever notice how punching bags can’t get it right? on one hand, perhaps not incorrectly the oft called “cheap”, consumer entry model, you have flimsy inflatable bags of your own hot wet air. you punch and they offer no resistance, whipping easily to the ground before floating back up for more. and more is what they’ll get, your previous punch completely unsatisfying any semblance of ventilatory release having been met with essentially nothing to stop it. I don’t care how much I hate the crash test dummies they will never offer me relief from these feelings. so instead you decide to invest, the complicated metal rigging, stud finder, power tools, and an impossibly heavy amount of sand in a bag made of the fabrics you imagine reaped in a role playing game with heavy crafting components like RuneScape. red, of course it’s red, it was already going to be red in your mind before you bought it at Walmart. full days of work to erect the mess such that it can hang in defiance of its own heavy weight off of the floor against all the natural urges of gravity. your first punch. yeow what the hell, I recall filling this thing with sand, the soft warm medium that flows between exposed toes on vacation, yet through some sort of encasing alchemy it feels like I’m punching bricks. countless hours of toil just to hurt myself further, the aches and pains of lifting and lugging now migrating down my arm to settle in between my knuckles after each right hook. the mama bears and papa bears of the casual boxing fitness world will never understand you.
also selling a sand filled punching bag. buyer has to dissemble and carry.
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Feb 14, 2021 14:28
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May 24, 2024 05:28
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- Prof. Crocodile
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For sale: one j/o crystal, FULLY charged.
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Feb 14, 2021 14:43
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Homemade yogurt; plain, blueberry, raspberry; laboratory-calibrated.
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Feb 14, 2021 16:36
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- ToxicFrog
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1 cat. Second instar; has just finished its molt and should still be hibernating when it reaches you. Not devenomed; experienced cat owners only.
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Feb 14, 2021 16:56
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Coffee table. I added a grounding wire, so it's fine now.
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Feb 14, 2021 17:07
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- Finger Prince
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Coffee table. I added a grounding wire, so it's fine now.
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Feb 14, 2021 18:32
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- The X-man cometh
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lightly used inflatable crash test dummies punching bag (kids’ sized).
Crash Test Dummies for sale. Instruments not included.
May have short-term amnesia.
The X-man cometh fucked around with this message at 19:16 on Feb 14, 2021
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Feb 14, 2021 18:43
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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Coffee table. I added a grounding wire, so it's fine now.
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 14, 2021 19:43
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Willow saplings. Sold only as a set. Plant immediately. Do not listen to their lies.
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Feb 14, 2021 23:00
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- xcheopis
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Lop-eared koala-type pet. Very sweet, very cute, great with kids. DRY CLEAN ONLY.
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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Feb 15, 2021 00:17
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Monkey's paw. Slightly singed, but still functional. Seller assumes no liability for consequential damages.
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Feb 15, 2021 00:29
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- aldantefax
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ALWAYS BE MECHFISHIN'
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curbside pickup: clean dirt. must take all. fifty metric tons. need gone by wednesday to make room for dirty dirt
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Feb 15, 2021 09:04
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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due to cash flow problems i am selling a selection of my private collection of many years on IG in the following weeks. all are in VG++ or better condition based on visual inspection under a bright light. i have been buying and selling for years and this is the first time i have ever parted with anything from my personal collection. i will consider only serious offers from other serious coffin heads
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Feb 15, 2021 18:59
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- FactsAreUseless
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Due to an incident, auction titled "Authentic 1912 Colt Revolver Never Fired Mint Condition Collectable L00K" is canceled.
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Feb 16, 2021 17:46
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- Skanky Burns
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Matress, mostly stain-free.
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Feb 16, 2021 23:07
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- google THIS
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Baby grand piano, recently refurbished, lid weight limit is less than 400 pounds
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Feb 16, 2021 23:16
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Golden retriever, "Rex", 3 yo, friendly, looking for new home, outstanding warrants in Tennessee and Missouri.
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Feb 16, 2021 23:24
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- Prof. Crocodile
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for sale: one yak. healthy and milk bearing, but limited command of English.
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Feb 17, 2021 00:54
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- Jaguars!
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For sale: Henry Lawrence Garfield (born February 13, 1961), better known as Henry Rollins. Former frontman of Black Flag, Ethnically Irish-Jewish American. Fully Housetrained, good record on human rights activism. No owner's manual, 1 speed with overdrive, gd runner. Wardrobe, Rollins band discography and earplugs supplied free of charge, Seller will supply hat if req'd. $500 or nearest offer, as is where is, no tyre kickers.
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Feb 17, 2021 03:08
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- Dip Viscous
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Baby grand piano, recently refurbished, lid weight limit is less than 400 pounds
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Feb 17, 2021 08:28
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- super sweet best pal
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Chinese-made wooden guitar. Used for a total of 30 hours of live gigs in Europe. Strings vibrate with a steel tone despite being nylon. Small patch of a virgin human woman's blood on the bottom due to a bar fight. Human tooth rattles inside the guitar but impossible to get out.
Do NOT under any circumstances play While My Guitar Gently Weeps.
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Feb 17, 2021 15:02
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- FutonForensic
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GTX 2070 graphics card. never rendered pornography; very clean. still smells great.
 
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Feb 17, 2021 17:16
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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For sale: stack of vintage Playboy's all editions 83-94
WILL NOT SEPERATE!
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Feb 17, 2021 23:27
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