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May 24, 2024 06:00
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- Deep Glove Bruno
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yung swamp thang
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neodymium magnets, new in box, can still be used to do the unspeakable
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Feb 13, 2021 15:12
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- Finger Prince
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1986 Ford Econoline 350, white, some rust. 186k miles. Professionally cleaned inside and out. No title. Comes with 20sqft of polyethylene sheeting.
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Feb 13, 2021 16:15
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- nut
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1998 version of Perfection boardgame. All loose pieces missing. Still capable of launching small pieces of lint or rice following countdown timer.
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Feb 13, 2021 16:25
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- Finger Prince
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1 box of Depends brand adult diapers, unopened.
Reason for selling: realized diaper play just isn't my bag.
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Feb 13, 2021 16:31
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- Barking Gecko
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Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
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Electric hedge trimmer, lightly used. New power cord.
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Feb 13, 2021 17:09
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- Finger Prince
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Real Doll sex doll. 2.5 years old. Never used for sex. Bought to play a joke on my buddy, but by the time she arrived, the opportunity kind of passed on that one, and the company said they wouldn't accept returns. So I kind of got stuck with her and didn't know what to do. So, I just sort of posed her around the house, bought some funny outfits for her and would dress her up and put her on the porch as a laugh. And anyway the neighbors kind of complained, so she's back inside, currently wearing a butler's outfit holding a teapot. No I would not like some tea, Sally, for the last time! I call her Sally. Anyway what was I talking about? Oh yeah I'd dress her up in outfits. So we had some fun, you know? JESUS CHRIST SALLY PUT THE TEAPOT DOWN! Hold on, just a minute..............Sorry about that. Sometimes she can be a bit much. So as I was saying, lately she's been... Looking... at me. It's hard to describe... Like a, oh I don't know, like a dog. But not your: dog, you know what I mean? Hehe, fine Sally, we're fine in here. $1500 or best offer. Would consider trades for an ATV or a chainsaw and cash my way.
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Feb 13, 2021 17:58
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Chinese-made wooden guitar. Used for a total of 30 hours of live gigs in Europe. Strings vibrate with a steel tone despite being nylon. Small patch of a virgin human woman's blood on the bottom due to a bar fight. Human tooth rattles inside the guitar but impossible to get out.
Yes hello I would like to buy this haunted guitar pls.
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Feb 13, 2021 18:31
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- Prof. Crocodile
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For sale: one exercise bike. no chance of death or dismemberment as long as seat is set at correct height.
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Feb 13, 2021 18:34
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- google THIS
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Beautiful antique music box, only deliberately played once
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Feb 13, 2021 18:40
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- Horrible Butts
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For sale: Set of four collectable Star Wars cups.
I will be sending them to you one at a time, when I sense you are ready for the next one I'll send it.
https://giant.gfycat.com/sillyremorsefuldipper.webm
Thank you Prof. Crocodile for the fun festive winter sig!
Arcane gob born of Khanstant's goblin gumball machine!
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Feb 13, 2021 19:41
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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for sale, baby shoes, teriyaki flavor
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 13, 2021 20:06
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- Finger Prince
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325.1333333333ml cat semen
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Feb 13, 2021 20:37
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- AARD VARKMAN
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used ham. original packaging but manual not included
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Feb 13, 2021 20:43
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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For sale: 723 grams of American Flag
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Feb 13, 2021 21:17
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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For sale: Hoover upright vacuum cleaner, no remaining odor.
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Feb 13, 2021 21:19
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- Finger Prince
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Free: bathroom vanity mirror. Only said "Candyman" into it once. Maybe twice.
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Feb 14, 2021 00:12
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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For sale: peach pies, whole or half (left halves only)
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Feb 14, 2021 00:13
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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gently used porterhouse steak for sale
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 14, 2021 00:43
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- Finger Prince
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Free to a good home: 6.5 kittens
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Feb 14, 2021 01:09
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- mailorder bees
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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gently used shoes for sale, soles sold soleprately
(for real, though, the sole costs extra)
thanks Manifisto!
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Feb 14, 2021 01:27
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- nut
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bop it (gen 1). you can do all but one of the actions. but which? adventure awaits, the faint hearted need not apply
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Feb 14, 2021 04:39
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Assortment of bones. Definitely beef as I had it checked by a laboratory. A copy of the results should be available for an extra fee.
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Feb 14, 2021 13:54
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Wood-chopping services - No funny stuff though. I don't do nudity and there are no "happy endings" involved. Just chop the wood.
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Feb 14, 2021 13:58
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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One LV handbag in good condition - I bought it so I own it. Definitely not stolen. And if it were she is a heartbreaking skank anyways.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 14:08 on Feb 14, 2021
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Feb 14, 2021 14:02
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- Finger Prince
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Pet bat, cage and accessories included. Rescued from a Wuhan meat market. Can't keep him because I think he's allergic to something in my place. He does the cutest little sneezes!
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Feb 14, 2021 14:11
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May 24, 2024 06:00
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- Dip Viscous
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18 gauge dewalt cordless brad nailer, already been autoclaved, includes three batteries and "storage" "bag"
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Feb 14, 2021 14:20
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