finding a single arm in the woods on summer break

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The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

Did someone say unlimited free handjobs? Does this count as sex or masturbation?

# ? Mar 27, 2021 07:03

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# ? May 7, 2024 20:02

Escape From Noise

Wait a minute. I know how this ends!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgqKv9rkAE0

# ? Mar 27, 2021 07:07

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

walking up to strangers in the mall, flapping the disembodied arm, asking "need a hand?" with a smug grin

# ? Mar 27, 2021 08:32

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

using the elbow to crack walnuts

# ? Mar 27, 2021 09:20

FactsAreUseless

Teach it to understand language using the techniques of Anne Sullivan

# ? Mar 27, 2021 09:36

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Returning to the same spot every season hoping that more arm spores have fruited.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 18:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

google THIS posted:

Trying to find a matching leg so I can use them to buy something really expensive

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 18:40

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Reporting it to the police.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 19:00

Escape From Noise

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Reporting it to the police.

You're gonna get yourself kidnapped by Dennis Hopper.

# ? Mar 27, 2021 19:20

Manifisto

oh thank god, now I can enter the arms race and maybe save the orphanage

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 20:56

Heather Papps: hello friend

*notices a slight change in skintone, indicating a wedding ring was worn until recently*
"oh ho hooo, i guess you really are a single arm!"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 22:09

Twenty Four

*Finding the owner of the severed arm and repeatedly smacking them in the face with it*

"Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

# ? Mar 29, 2021 01:57

FutonForensic

if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:03

nut

FutonForensic posted:

if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:04

nut

slinging it over the clothesline in my backyard to zipline 3 feet before it snaps under our weight and i figure out where i'm going to hide for when mom gets home

# ? Mar 29, 2021 17:05

take the moon: by sebmojo

verbal enema posted:

Ultimate Stranger

truly now we will never know who's tuggin

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# ? Mar 29, 2021 18:11

Joey McChrist

FutonForensic posted:

if a single arm one-hand claps in the woods, do i hear it? yes. i am making it do that.

# ? Mar 29, 2021 22:49

The Walrus Cancer: If we were all trees, there'd be no more wars. 'Cause we'd be trees.

giving the arm a makeover to help boost its confidence so it can get back out there, be the belle of the ball, and land a date with prince charming for that happily ever after

# ? Mar 30, 2021 00:27

Ventral EggSac

Stick it on a buck so it can become King of the Deer

# ? Mar 30, 2021 13:56

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# ? May 7, 2024 20:02

Manifisto

keeping the arm handy just so you can drag it out smugly whenever anyone mentions the "right to bear arms"

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 30, 2021 19:24

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