finding a single arm in the woods on summer break

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nut

practicing secret handshakes with it in case someday I get friends

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:35

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nut

Getting tired of watching the Addams family movie but you gotta feel for him I�m not even sure if he still has a mom

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:36

nut

pinning him to my bike frame so the bullies can hear me coming by the dull, meaty trinkle of slack fingers bouncing on spokes

# ? Mar 26, 2021 13:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

if this was a full body i could make maybe 3 friends... but i think this could land me at least 1. HEY HEY JAMIE WANT TO SEE AN ARM?
*waves frantically*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:26

nut

haha cool arm hair Tony, no i'm not jealous i could grow it if i wanted

# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

my mom says each of her rings tells a story. what tales do your rings tell, new friend?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 14:56

nut

tries to buy booze by paying with the dead arm

# ? Mar 26, 2021 15:05

Heather Papps: hello friend

*ding dong*
"oh hi doug, nice to... oh no one pal"
*an arm flops into view through the half opened door and swings back in forth in a grotesque approximation of a wave*
"sorry you can't hang out with us"

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 15:24

nut

no girls and legs allowed

# ? Mar 26, 2021 15:36

Ventral EggSac

Using him to signal as my car's taillights are busted

# ? Mar 26, 2021 15:49

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

*putting it in a baggy of ice just in case it could be re-attached*

# ? Mar 26, 2021 16:47

Escape From Noise

A Farewell To Arm is a touching coming of age story

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:11

Finger Prince

Whatever did this, I'm sure it's 'armless.

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:16

Escape From Noise

...and that's how I met Def Leppard!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:18

Heather Papps: hello friend

rubbing lotion on the arm to keep it moist and supple

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:24

Ass-penny

Yeah I found an arm in the woods. It belonged to a chair.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻ #YesNutNovember - add this to your sig if you love and support BYOB's own nut

# ? Mar 26, 2021 17:53

google THIS

"Which arm would you like to use for the blood draw?"

"One sec." (unzips my backpack)

# ? Mar 26, 2021 18:05

biosterous

nut posted:

no girls and legs allowed

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 26, 2021 18:22

nut

*tucks arm into one of my sleeves* hahaha look I'm Goro after he got in an accident in wood shop

# ? Mar 26, 2021 18:47

alnilam

google THIS posted:

"Which arm would you like to use for the blood draw?"

"One sec." (unzips my backpack)

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 26, 2021 19:08

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

A trip to the beach, cub scout camp, and finding a single arm in the woods. Classic childhood memories

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 19:12

alnilam

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 26, 2021 19:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

alnilam posted:

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:06

Macnult

alnilam posted:

# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

you guys are lucky my best friend isn't here
*punished snakes rocket arm stealthily flies into punch range*

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 21:10

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

I was just looking for some classic woodland pornography and look what I found!

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:29

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

finding a matching set and an old crate so you can go boxarm racing

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:32

Professor Latency

Desperately looking for a palm sensor like in the movies that I'm not sure even exists

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:38

nut

Buttchocks posted:

finding a matching set and an old crate so you can go boxarm racing

this but attaching each arm to the end of a rake and doing american gladiators

# ? Mar 26, 2021 22:47

cruft

All the arms have been hooking up like crazy lately, so rare to find a single one.

So... you come here often?

# ? Mar 26, 2021 23:24

google THIS

Trying to find a matching leg so I can use them to buy something really expensive

# ? Mar 27, 2021 00:54

Prof. Crocodile

*putting on sunglasses as I talk to a sexy lady doctor who is in the woods for some reason*

Looks like our suspect is a white male with dark hair. Unarmed.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

# ? Mar 27, 2021 02:29

Escape From Noise

Gordie, Chris, Teddy and Vern are four friends who decide to hike to find the arm of Ray Brower, a local teenager, who was hit by a train while plucking blueberries in the wild.

Man, Hand By Me is such a classic

# ? Mar 27, 2021 03:14