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I will wish for this entropy ridden hell universe to never exist and for the demon who created it to suffer for eternity
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Crazypoops posted:I will wish for this entropy ridden hell universe to never exist and for the demon who created it to suffer for eternity But that already happened, you're the demon and your suffering consists of living in a different version of your creation. This one has Twinkies instead of
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indigi posted:this is a great answer I'm neither a cop or a f
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i'd like to fix my chronic depression first and then think about other wishes without the brainworms.
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I wish I’d never read this thread 3 times
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tremp 2011
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super sweet best pal posted:That gives me an idea. I'd wish to attain the Buddha state and become one with the universe but keep my sense of self at the same time. Basically, give me CHIM. read hegel.
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Apr 13, 2021 02:05
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World peace
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Apr 13, 2021 02:14
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Genie, I wish to be a wizard. Also is it eugenics to wish sociopathy out of all evolutionary possibilities forever? I guess ftl travel would be cool too. Wait wait can I wish for humans to be the trophy species of a rogue servitor empire stellaris style? Op, it turns out there are a lot of things I would like to wish for.
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Apr 13, 2021 02:55
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for my second wish I would ask for access to the internet from a parallel timeline so I could spread my bad posts through the multiverse
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Apr 13, 2021 03:48
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wish the genie to unban getfiscal
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pnumoman posted:But that already happened, you're the demon and your suffering consists of living in a different version of your creation. Twunkies
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Apr 15, 2021 21:42
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I would wish to be the doomguy, and to be able to teleport anywhere. That's enough, I don't need a 3rd.
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Maximo Roboto posted:wish the genie to unban getfiscal Wish has already been granted by jeffrey, should have wished that he would post here again
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I'd wish that the genie become forever delitized.
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Apr 16, 2021 03:04
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I wish to steal the genie's ability to make wishes come true, upsetting the value of the genie in the wish labor relationship. In return for absolute secrecy, offer the genie their freedom and the means to extract their revenge upon the whole of humanity should they wish it. E: this is predicted on the presumption that the "not a monkey paw" rule means the genie has to, essentially, "color within the lines" of my wish Lib and let die has issued a correction as of 04:34 on Apr 16, 2021 |
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Apr 16, 2021 04:28
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Maximo Roboto posted:Jeffrey the Genie Genie of YOSPOS
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Apr 16, 2021 05:08
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Everyone wishing for the genie to be human is wishing the genie kill itself 
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Apr 16, 2021 13:27
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I'm gonna gently caress the lamp.
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to bbe a moderator
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i would politely decline and instead grant the genie 3 wishes that are within my power
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Apr 16, 2021 23:03
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the genie would wish you weren’t such a pussy
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i would wish for an oracle sphere of pure intelligence that would correctly respond with all possible and relevant knowledge when asked a question, allowing for further conceptual refinement of queries as necessary i do not know what my second wish is until i have my first wish
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Apr 17, 2021 00:15
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wish for fully automated luxury gay space communism for everyone including genies, then the granting of wishes is automated and you're free and clear
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Apr 17, 2021 03:20
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1. piss tape 2. broadcast it on every screen on every device in the world 3. sun explodes when its over
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Apr 17, 2021 03:27
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My first wish is for a little bit of everything and you can keep the change.
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Apr 17, 2021 03:30
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1. girlfriend 2. boyfriend 3. enbiefriend but seriously I’d go Roadside Picnic on this 1. HAPPINESS FOR EVERYBODY 2. FREE 3. AND MAY NO ONE BE LEFT BEHIND!
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Apr 17, 2021 03:30
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one of those steam employee accounts with all the games infinite weed the death note
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Apr 17, 2021 06:55
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I’d wish for book 3 of king killer chronicles
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Apr 17, 2021 19:17
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goth gf graphics card muscular physique
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Apr 17, 2021 20:05
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Ability to save and load like in a video game, but in real life Alcohol no longer unhealthy A good sandwich
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Apr 17, 2021 20:50
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Number to go up. Number to be ok. Number to be safe. A Russian troll farm posted:Ability to save and load like in a video game, but in real life Hey that's a really good one.
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Apr 17, 2021 21:31
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I'm imagining how lean my liver would be. Pure muscle, rippling, bulging veins. Like if Schwarzenegger was a liver.
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Apr 17, 2021 21:52
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but if booze is healthy does that mean it won’t make you dumb things like pet a king cobra?
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Apr 18, 2021 03:36
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Would you wish for immortality? The usual rube would but here in cspam we embrace the darkness. An endless life without worry or an endless prison sentance?
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