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 standard genie rules apply: three wishes, no wishing for more wishes, the genie has to listen to whoever has its lamp, assume your wishes won't lead to a monkey's paw type situation unlike Aladdin you can ask the genie to kill/resurrect someone or make someone fall in love with you Considerations:
what's your next move?
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I wish for you, genie, to have always been a normal human instead of a genie.
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Apr 12, 2021 03:28
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Wish for everyone to be a genie and then use your powers to free the genie. Also now it's pretty much a post-scarcity utopia.
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Apr 12, 2021 03:31
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I'd wish this thread away
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Apr 12, 2021 03:36
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genie suck my dick 
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Apr 12, 2021 03:38
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wish for more genies
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Apr 12, 2021 03:39
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id wish for 100 tacos
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Apr 12, 2021 03:41
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I would wish for a new Godspeed You! album that is actually good then I would wish for friends who like godspeed you and will sit and listen to the full 3 minutes of silence in "providence" and be emotionally moved by it
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Apr 12, 2021 03:43
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Pobrecito posted:id wish for 100 tacos Change mine to this
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Apr 12, 2021 03:43
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i wish for the genie and i to sit on a hilltop and watch alien motherships descend through the clouds and vaporize everything our species has created.
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Apr 12, 2021 03:52
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i am harry posted:i wish for the genie and i to sit on a hilltop and watch alien motherships descend through the clouds and vaporize everything our species has created. I like this
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Apr 12, 2021 04:28
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nuke everything including the genie
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Apr 12, 2021 04:31
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trupm 2022
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Apr 12, 2021 04:38
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1. Have a talk, to know what genies are and their nature. I.e. What does Genie wish, for it self ? a/ Split 1 wishes in fraction wishes, say 100/100 wishes, then ask 1/100 wish for 100.000.000.000 Euros in stocks. b/ Wish 1/100 for my crush to be 100 times in love. c/ Maybe even this : 
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Apr 12, 2021 04:42
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genies or djinni are not human but evil spirits so it's not slave labor i'd wish for invincibility i can turn off, immortality, and the ability to shoot sun-hot lasers from my mouth basically ssgss nappa irl
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Apr 12, 2021 04:42
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absolutely going to wish for vulpine vixen futa mode op
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Apr 12, 2021 05:01
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I wish to be an all-powerful genie o... o nooo
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Apr 12, 2021 05:41
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Pffff, easy. I'd wish that I could wish for more wishes, then I'd wish for more wishes.
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Apr 12, 2021 05:42
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indigi posted:
Wow, really can't take a chance there huh. Gonna have to wish for the genie to exact revenge upon the whole of humanity.
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Apr 12, 2021 07:38
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i wish for the genie to be human i make the wish while the genie is in the lamp free blood lamp
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Apr 12, 2021 07:49
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My genie died in lamp 
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Apr 12, 2021 07:56
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1. full global communism 2. no more genies, ever
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Apr 12, 2021 07:57
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Bideo James posted:My genie died in lamp this is why you always savescum f5 beforehand.
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Apr 12, 2021 07:57
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So the genie is the lamps cum right?
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Apr 12, 2021 08:13
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i wish for the genie to always interpret other people's wishes as a wish for rollerskates, and then I wish for roller skates, and with my last wish, I wish for replacement wheels (for the rollerskates) obviously
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Apr 12, 2021 08:15
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That gives me an idea. I'd wish to attain the Buddha state and become one with the universe but keep my sense of self at the same time. Basically, give me CHIM. (Also, gently caress you Wumo)
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Apr 12, 2021 08:57
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I’d wish to be a prince so that I can marry into the Saudi royal family and get in on the US funded gravy train
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Apr 12, 2021 09:19
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Pobrecito posted:id wish for 100 tacos
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Apr 12, 2021 09:27
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i'd wish for the ability to make good posts
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Apr 12, 2021 10:15
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i wish to ban OP
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Apr 12, 2021 10:28
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i wish to be immortal i wish to be able to fly around the world like a ghost with noclip while being invisible i wish to see the information that will lead to the arrest of hillary clinton
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Apr 12, 2021 10:33
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I can't tell you, it might set the lamp off and make a wish on accident 
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Apr 12, 2021 11:00
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I set up a cryptocurrency called wishcoin and then trade the wishes for bitcoins, which I then sell and spend on all kinds of cheap crap from wish.com
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Apr 12, 2021 11:53
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i'd suck the genies dick
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Apr 12, 2021 12:57
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No more politics
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Apr 12, 2021 13:18
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miniscule12 posted:absolutely going to wish for vulpine vixen futa mode op this is a great answer Jose posted:i'd suck the genies dick it’s an AFAC genie
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Apr 12, 2021 16:34
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Me: I wish I got the loving respect I deserve. (absolutely nothing happens) Genie: Got two wishes left you fatass bitch
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Apr 12, 2021 16:41
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-Blessed Greased Gray Dragon Scale Mail -Magic Marker -Hawaiian Shirt Then I recharge the lamp with the blessed scrolls of charging I just wrote with the marker, to wish for: -Amulet of Reflection -Wax Candles -Another Magic Marker because the last one just ran out I then wrest the lamp and use my final wrested wish for Grayswandir
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Apr 12, 2021 16:44
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Happiness for all, free of charge, and no one to be left behind
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Apr 12, 2021 16:45
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I want the original cut of lilo and stitch where they fly the spaceships through Honolulu at the end of the movie, trump to be unbanned, and for a nice meal of some kind, something exciting that I'm not expecting Please and thank you kind genie person
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