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Viginti Septem

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
when I was a kid in CCD we had to do an activity around Christmas-time where we drew what we thought Jesus and Joseph would make in their carpentry workshop, and I got in trouble because I drew a really sick Wolverine car that had claws pop out of the hood and I had to do a ton of rosary prayers so in the end it was christians who owned me





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nut

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

owning some christian with one of my sick judeo throws

Heather Papps

hello friend


*slap*
wwjd?
*slap*
turn the other cheek!
*slap*
WWJD?

*SLAP*
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK!
*SLAP*



thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

nut

stop blessing yourself stop blessing yourself

Heather Papps

hello friend


i replaced the wine with grape juice, they're gonna flip out



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take the moon

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nut posted:

the bible but jesus is just finishing high school and about to go to monster university

yer a wizard jesus

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


How Wonderful! posted:

when I was a kid in CCD we had to do an activity around Christmas-time where we drew what we thought Jesus and Joseph would make in their carpentry workshop, and I got in trouble because I drew a really sick Wolverine car that had claws pop out of the hood and I had to do a ton of rosary prayers so in the end it was christians who owned me

Did you get in trouble because it wasn't sick enough or were they just short sighted?

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
They thought I was messing around and trying to be funny, but I honestly thought in my head that Jesus and Joseph were like Santa's elves and just had a great time in olden days making X-Men toys for all the kids.





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Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

2 bible 2 furious

Or as it's known in Japan: Baiburu Supi-do 2

Ventral EggSac

Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now?

biosterous




How Wonderful! posted:

They thought I was messing around and trying to be funny, but I honestly thought in my head that Jesus and Joseph were like Santa's elves and just had a great time in olden days making X-Men toys for all the kids.

lmao this rules



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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ventral EggSac posted:

Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now?

Right!?

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Ventral EggSac posted:

Oh so you're saying the Son Of God couldn't make a wolverine car? Who's offensive to God now?

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How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas
*medieval tapestry of Jesus throwing a whole deck of playing cards across the room while shouting 'look out mon ami!' and then having to pick them all up himself because Joseph was at the office until seven and just wants to drink his drink and watch his loving Nash Bridges and can he please get some goddamn quiet around here*





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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
"could you not wait one hour with me"

Christ being owned by his disciples in the garden of gethsemane.

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