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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

by publishing the Bible 3. They'll panic because they think they missed Bible 2!!!

# ? May 15, 2021 03:30

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# ? May 5, 2024 14:06

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

most of them never read bible 1 so maybe we need another strategy

# ? May 15, 2021 04:29

Gross Dude: Gross Dude

So far I have Bale and Slater, but I still need to obtain Ponder.

# ? May 15, 2021 06:01

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Gross Dude posted:

So far I have Bale and Slater, but I still need to obtain Ponder.

# ? May 15, 2021 06:04

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

We're about due for a newer testament

# ? May 15, 2021 06:10

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What I meant is that I'm in the market for Dior handbags.

# ? May 15, 2021 06:16

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

2 bible 2 furious

# ? May 15, 2021 08:41

Moo Cowabunga: [Office Worker.

the King Charles version

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# ? May 15, 2021 09:02

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

2 bible 2 furious

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# ? May 15, 2021 11:24

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

owning christians has been illegal here since 1030

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# ? May 15, 2021 11:27

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Jesus, but his carpentry specialization was in slate roof tilings.

Christian Slater

# ? May 15, 2021 11:38

biosterous

instead of a carpenter he's a plumber

no wait that's christopher not christian, oh well

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
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he/him

# ? May 15, 2021 14:42

Manifisto

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

2 bible 2 furious

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 15, 2021 16:54

Manifisto

"water into wine? that's . . . quaint. talk to me when your messiah turns spinach into dank nugs."

# ? May 15, 2021 17:01

Khanstant

i replaced the cross with a floppy rubber one and when they try 2 crucify that dude its going to be funny

# ? May 15, 2021 18:22

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

2 bible 2 furious

"with scripture if you ain't outta control, you're not in control"

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? May 15, 2021 19:03

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

What idiot would use nails when you can just use a non destructive adhesive.

# ? May 15, 2021 21:36

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

3M Jesus

# ? May 15, 2021 21:37

Manifisto

Fredrik1 posted:

What idiot would use nails when you can just use a non destructive adhesive.

or the miracle of velcro

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 15, 2021 22:06

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Our savior

# ? May 15, 2021 22:19

nut

you want me to follow a south park character? lol ya ok

# ? May 15, 2021 22:26

Manifisto

ty nesamdoom!

# ? May 15, 2021 22:29

Manifisto

# ? May 15, 2021 22:30

Manifisto

canonically. in this faith jesus was not a carpenter but an awning repairman

# ? May 15, 2021 22:33

Winifred Madgers

Ha. When I die, my meaningless existence simply ceases. :chord:

# ? May 16, 2021 03:48

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Goblin Craft posted:

Ha. When I die, my meaningless existence simply ceases.

We shall from here forward, on May 16, all gather around a fire and a turkey to remember the spirit of Goblin Craft who died for our posts

# ? May 16, 2021 07:42

Ass-penny

Own this

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? May 16, 2021 07:43

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

rear end-penny posted:

Own this

I have those same wrists. small world

# ? May 16, 2021 08:12

wimsy

Khanstant posted:

i replaced the cross with a floppy rubber one and when they try 2 crucify that dude its going to be funny

lol

# ? May 16, 2021 08:49

wimsy

Jesus had a son and his name was Grogu

# ? May 16, 2021 08:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

going to sell the story to disney so that jesus doesn't die in the end but the one caveat is that his mother is dead when the story begins

# ? May 16, 2021 11:31

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Luvcow posted:

going to sell the story to disney so that jesus doesn't die in the end but the one caveat is that his mother is dead when the story begins

BAMb!

# ? May 16, 2021 13:59

nut

the bible but jesus is just finishing high school and about to go to monster university

# ? May 16, 2021 14:29

Stoner Sloth

"So then I convinced them that they had to believe in me or they'd go to hell for eternity - and get this, they still haven't figured out that a benevolent God wouldn't do that to anyone."

"Jesus Christ dude that's messed up!"

# ? May 16, 2021 16:45

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Stoner Sloth posted:

"So then I convinced them that they had to believe in me or they'd go to hell for eternity - and get this, they still haven't figured out that a benevolent God wouldn't do that to anyone."

"Jesus Christ dude that's messed up!"

Bible 2 took Hell out precisely for that reason but Bible 3 puts it back in just to keep 'em guessing.

# ? May 17, 2021 14:04

Ventral EggSac

a major crossover event,
when jesus and his aposdles get to new city they are getted by a capuchin monkey that soon steals jesus' remaining fish. The don't know what to think till a kindly street urchin and his trusty rug give it back. jesus makes new fish and they realize the genine's got some competition! this summer..
CHRIST IN AGRABAH
starring Robin Williams as genie and Willenm Dafoe as Jesus

# ? May 17, 2021 15:18

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

owning christians to row my galley

https://i.imgur.com/R8ctked.mp4
ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? May 18, 2021 17:58

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

one time i asked a priest "if the bible is real, how come there are other books" and he imediatly started to cry, and everybody clapped, and that man was albert einstein

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# ? May 18, 2021 18:05