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Watermelon congress is now in session, please be seeded
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if u get cancer you can freeze fruit juice and put it in your rear end instead of getting normal treatment. it wont cure the cancer, but hey, you can try it 
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May 19, 2021 13:46
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Nooner posted:if u get cancer you can freeze fruit juice and put it in your rear end instead of getting normal treatment. it wont cure the cancer, but hey, you can try it Can i try it if i don't have cancer Edit asking for a friend!!
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May 19, 2021 13:48
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If you freeze yourself you freeze the cancer.
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May 19, 2021 13:49
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Gravid Topiary posted:open one can beans, consume beans, reserve juices. open second can of beans and use a colander (or a fourth bean can that has been emptied and turned into a dyi colander with the tip of a switchblade(if empty fourth can is not readily available please eat the beans from a fifth can of beans and reserve the juices into the first can of beans(one bean can can hold on average six to seven bean cans worth of bean juices))) to separate the beans from the juices, pouring bean juices into the first bean can. if the fourth can of beans you may have opened is not a colander then take the beans from the fourth, third, and fifth cans and separate beans from juices en-masse into your colander or colanders, decanting juices into bean can #1 and placing loose beans into a plastic gallon milk jug that has been cut in half (horizontally) and the third and fifth bean cans can should now be empty and available as malt liquor cups for you and a friend to enjoy. Bean hax: cut the milk jug vertically instead so you can use it as a bean trough. Really get your face in there.
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May 19, 2021 14:05
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Smythe posted:put your jeans in the freezer Soak your jeans in vodka then freeze. Next time you wear them the vodka will absorb into your legs and balls as it thaws.
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May 19, 2021 15:01
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Life Hack: Get hack saw. Use that for stuff. life hacked
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May 19, 2021 15:30
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If you get pulled over for speeding or something, say these magic words: "Do you know who I am?" The pigman will assume you are someone famous or important and let you on your way for fear of reprisal. Works like a charm.
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May 19, 2021 15:34
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you can get out of anything without hurting anyone's feelings if you say you can't do it because you have diarrhea
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May 19, 2021 15:40
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R.L. Stine posted:you can get out of anything without hurting anyone's feelings if you say you can't do it because you have diarrhea Please help me trial my new diarrhea medicine.
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May 19, 2021 15:52
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When you have a loaf of bread in a bag and you're down to the last few slices, cut the top of the bag away and tie it up so that you can't re-use the bag instead of keeping it intact and using the supplied clip. (MIL does this)
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May 19, 2021 16:05
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Waterbed Wendy posted:Watermelon congress is now in session, please be seeded The Stem recognizes the Ovary of a Flowering Mangifera Indica to the bed
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May 19, 2021 16:15
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Literally A Person posted:DO NOT TURN ON THE HEAT What, you gonna eat them raw? 
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May 19, 2021 16:36
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What, you gonna eat them raw? Am I drunk in this scenerio? It doesn't matter, ther answer is yes, yes I will.
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May 19, 2021 20:43
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Xaintrailles posted:Please help me trial my new diarrhea medicine. sorry, but i'm already in a medical trial for diarrhea-causing medicine and i don't want to skew the results. maybe next time?
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May 19, 2021 21:06
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Xaintrailles posted:Please help me trial my new diarrhea medicine. Best anti diarrhea med is sewing your rear end in a top hat shut
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May 19, 2021 21:08
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Zil posted:Best anti diarrhea med is sewing your rear end in a top hat shut what if I'm not very good with sewing but am a passable knitter?
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May 19, 2021 21:11
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prevent deforestation by skipping the kleenex and jacking off directly into a trash can. it's environmentalism
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May 19, 2021 21:13
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naturte is returning
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May 19, 2021 21:13
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i am jacking off in the woods to protest Nestlé, The Coca Cola Company, and my DUMBASS teacher
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May 19, 2021 21:25
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R.L. Stine posted:sorry, but i'm already in a medical trial for diarrhea-causing medicine and i don't want to skew the results. maybe next time? Touché. Life hack: back up your life to a USB drive before hacking it, so if it doesn't work right you can restore to a known-good version.
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