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check this out, if you buy chopped up frozen mango you can eat the little chunks while they are still frozen and it is super tasty, almost like eating mango sorbet so you can feel all fancy and european and poo poo while you stand in your kitchen. dont tell those squares at GWS this tho they would probably poo poo themselves real hard over it or like do something to make it all presidential instead of just simple eating frozen mango chunks which rules. anyway go a head and post some cool life hax like how to make mango sorbet out of eating frozen mango chunks or other cool hax
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Other good fruits to freeze and eat frozen: Banana Grapes The banana is like a banana ice cream. Grapes are like a freeze pop without the plastic.
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May 19, 2021 04:27
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Wendigee posted:Other good fruits to freeze and eat frozen: LIFE HAX: when in a bind frozen grapes can also be fired from slingshots at your enemies
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May 19, 2021 04:28
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I've never tried it but I bet blueberries would be good frozen
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May 19, 2021 04:28
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Nooner posted:LIFE HAX: when in a bind frozen grapes can also be fired from slingshots at your enemies Or added to drinks as ice cubes that won't dilute the beverage!
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May 19, 2021 04:29
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Is there a bad fruit to freeze? Well, watermelon congress to mind instantly, actually. Life hack don't freeze watermelon s
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May 19, 2021 04:30
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When I need to hack life I use a computer, OP. Like a cool 90's guy. With wraparound Oakley's. And a cool nickname like Maxor Haxor.
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May 19, 2021 04:33
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After you eat some beans you can use the can as a cup for your malt liquor 
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May 19, 2021 04:33
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Freeze your turds so you can enjoy them later haha
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May 19, 2021 04:33
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Picking good watermelon: Give it a small scratch, it should be wet/moist when you scratch off a bit of the skin. Buy the ones that have some of the "scars" on it. My mom calls them bee stings, I dont know why or if anyone else calls them that. You can also still do the traditional knocking on them to see if they sound hollow. Also when picking avocados, if you wanna test how firm one is, dont squeeze the sides you'll bruise it. Press a little bit at the top where the stem goes in.
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May 19, 2021 04:34
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Literally A Person posted:When I need to hack life I use a computer, OP. Like a cool 90's guy. With wraparound Oakley's. And a cool nickname like, Maxor Haxor. Serial is an okay nickname but it would be cooler if you spelled it Zerial and the "z" was also like a lightening bolt or something
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May 19, 2021 04:34
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Nooner posted:Serial is an okay nickname but it would be cooler if you spelled it Zerial and the "z" was also like a lightening bolt or something Xerial
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May 19, 2021 04:35
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Literally A Person posted:Xerial AND BOTH SLASHES OF THE X ARE LIGHTENING BOLTS HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKK 
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May 19, 2021 04:35
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Life hack: if you're on the run and only have a Costco sized box of taquitos, they're just the right width to fit in the air vents of a 1998 astrovan.
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May 19, 2021 04:41
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Aardvark! posted:Life hack: if you're on the run and only have a Costco sized box of taquitos, they're just the right width to fit in the air vents of a 1998 astrovan. DO NOT TURN ON THE HEAT
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May 19, 2021 04:43
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Nooner posted:check this out, if you buy chopped up frozen mango you can eat the little chunks while they are still frozen and it is super tasty, almost like eating mango sorbet so you can feel all fancy and european and poo poo while you stand in your kitchen. One time when I was like 17 I was incredibly stoned with a friend and we were passing back and forth a bag of frozen mango as we were walking back to his room to smoke more weed and I decided it would be funny if I ran away from him as he went to grab the bag back from me. Ran right into the room and kicked a 3 or 4 foot glass bong into our 6 foot glass bong. They both broke lol
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May 19, 2021 04:56
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oh dope posted:I've never tried it but I bet blueberries would be good frozen They are and then your teeth are really kind of purple. I eat like one frozen banana a day I'm serious. They are a good source of potassium and they are so drat yummy. I just peel and break them in half and put them in a ziplock a little sandwich baggie. Then I use that to eat it with and you don't even get messy. I'm also getting fat though so maybe it's a bad plan
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May 19, 2021 05:04
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If you want to up your mango game get a hold of some of this and drizzle that poo poo all over it
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May 19, 2021 05:06
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Frozen cherries are tasty especially with yogurt or mascarpone
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May 19, 2021 05:08
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Frozen apple slices are good too
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May 19, 2021 05:09
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Tajin seasoning on your fresh watermelon slices Lawry's salt on your fresh cut cucumber Pour some Cholula in a popcorn bag after popping and shake it around to get a light spread evenly over the popcorn Up your snacking game people!
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May 19, 2021 05:11
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Wendigee posted:Is there a bad fruit to freeze? Well, watermelon congress to mind instantly, actually. How often do you have congress with a watermelon? And do you recommend it?
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May 19, 2021 05:12
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Full Metal Jackass posted:
Oh poo poo i thought i was the only one who did this. Also good with chipotle tabasco
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May 19, 2021 05:20
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Full Metal Jackass posted:
This but Tapatio
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May 19, 2021 05:24
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I put some Tony chachere Cajun seasoning on some if the frozen mango I was eating, that is a life hax on top of a life hax
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May 19, 2021 05:30
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Instead of washing your clothes, spray them with febreze
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May 19, 2021 05:54
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Instead of taking a shower use dry shampoo and body spray! No one will know the difference 
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May 19, 2021 06:18
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Sometimes is hard but did you know you can end it at any point you like by inhaling Sarin Nerve Agent or, in a pinch, regular household fly spray.
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May 19, 2021 06:27
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Another popcorn hax is buying two buncha crunch at the theater and dumping it into your extra butter popcorn. Prepare for a messy and delicious theater experience.
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May 19, 2021 07:07
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Aardvark! posted:After you eat some beans you can use the can as a cup for your malt liquor open one can beans, consume beans, reserve juices. open second can of beans and use a colander (or a fourth bean can that has been emptied and turned into a dyi colander with the tip of a switchblade(if empty fourth can is not readily available please eat the beans from a fifth can of beans and reserve the juices into the first can of beans(one bean can can hold on average six to seven bean cans worth of bean juices))) to separate the beans from the juices, pouring bean juices into the first bean can. if the fourth can of beans you may have opened is not a colander then take the beans from the fourth, third, and fifth cans and separate beans from juices en-masse into your colander or colanders, decanting juices into bean can #1 and placing loose beans into a plastic gallon milk jug that has been cut in half (horizontally) and the third and fifth bean cans can should now be empty and available as malt liquor cups for you and a friend to enjoy.
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May 19, 2021 07:53
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piss everywhere god wont care
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May 19, 2021 07:55
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if you are propositioned in a bar by a hooker ask her to do nude modeling to make sure shes not a cop you might still be arrested but you'll get to see some bodacious tits
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May 19, 2021 07:56
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this also applies to cottaging
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May 19, 2021 07:57
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put your jeans in the freezer
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May 19, 2021 07:58
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You can freeze a water balloon and it becomes a deadly weapon. Then the water melts and CSI won't know what the gently caress. This is secret water ninjutsu from the far east.
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May 19, 2021 08:38
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Assassination via ice trebuchet
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May 19, 2021 08:43
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:this also applies to cottaging When I'm propositioned by hookers while cottaging i tell them to go away because I'm cottaging.
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May 19, 2021 12:06
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BigBadSteve posted:How often do you have congress with a watermelon? And do you recommend it? your mom and i are holding congress with a watermelon right now iykwim 
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May 19, 2021 12:13
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Freeze banana and blueberries and then make a smoothie no ice needed
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May 19, 2021 12:51
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Just freeze everything you own. It'll last longer that way.
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