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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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To discover the special threat posed to their opperations by Jeff Goldbloom. He must be eliminated first. Or perhaps substituted for an imposter!
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Jun 3, 2021 12:43
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laughing an alien off the face of the earth cuz they used “on fleek” in 2021
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Jun 3, 2021 13:45
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alien: "people of earth, line up in an orderly fashion for processing according to your only two possible genders"
me: *sucking air through my teeth for the universal sign of "yikesarooni"*
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Jun 4, 2021 05:06
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A kind little mouse!
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aliens land in russia or eastern europe we bring you these rainbow flags in the month of june as is your custom. we wish to be friends.
alien peace mission guy who stayed in orbit talking to the alien president. they murdered your son i dont know what to say we brought them the flags in the right month.
the aliens all look like pavel petel
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Jun 5, 2021 01:31
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alien: "people of earth, line up in an orderly fashion for processing according to your only two possible genders"
me: *sucking air through my teeth for the universal sign of "yikesarooni"*
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Jun 5, 2021 02:51
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So, turns out they'll do anything for enough of their currency units... a-ny-thing.
Wow. So we didn't need to build all these disruptor ray blasters?
Nope.
And the mind control beam? We spent a hundred cycles perfecting that thing.
Yeah.
So, what. We just... Distribute currency units in exchange for their planetary resources and labour? No disruptor rays? No mind control?
Oh no, we'll still disruptor ray and mind control the poo poo out of them. Sunk cost fallacy and all that.
Sunk... Cost... What?
Yeah, that's another thing we learned from studying their culture.
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Jun 5, 2021 13:00
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alien: "people of earth, line up in an orderly fashion for processing according to your only two possible genders"
me: *sucking air through my teeth for the universal sign of "yikesarooni"*
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Jun 5, 2021 14:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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They plan to crash the global economy with a mater replicator but they can only configure it to produce one material so they set it to produce nonbiodegradable sheet plastic believing this to be the universal standard of measuring value in the human economy.
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Jun 6, 2021 20:41
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Jun 6, 2021 21:22
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A kind little mouse!
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So, turns out they'll do anything for enough of their currency units... a-ny-thing.
And the mind control beam? We spent a hundred cycles perfecting that thing.
Yeah.
are the aliens going to gently caress us? dont they know horny on is illegal!
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Jun 6, 2021 23:31
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are the aliens going to gently caress us? dont they know horny on is illegal!
They aren't explicitly going to gently caress us, but some of them may have hosed some of us, and although it was very transactional, they did appreciate the fuckee's efforts at faking enjoying it and that they didn't have to wheel out the mind control ray.
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Jun 6, 2021 23:50
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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You can gently caress some of the humans all of the time and you can gently caress all of the humans all of the time - Alien Proverb
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Jun 7, 2021 09:53
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Take me to your leader. Lenin.
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Jun 8, 2021 13:37
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Take me to your leader, Jesus Christ the great prophet of Islam.
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Jun 10, 2021 14:20
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So, turns out they'll do anything for enough of their currency units... a-ny-thing.
Wow. So we didn't need to build all these disruptor ray blasters?
Nope.
And the mind control beam? We spent a hundred cycles perfecting that thing.
Yeah.
So, what. We just... Distribute currency units in exchange for their planetary resources and labour? No disruptor rays? No mind control?
Oh no, we'll still disruptor ray and mind control the poo poo out of them. Sunk cost fallacy and all that.
Sunk... Cost... What?
Yeah, that's another thing we learned from studying their culture.
The aliens from this post coming to earth and getting jobs in order to get currency units, like the key & peele bank robber skit
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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