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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

the blue swede version
was used in reservoir dogs
more lost cash for beej

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sing us a song 'cuz
You are the piano man!
Oh wait I hosed up

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
Here is a haiku
For dead man BJ Thomas
He can't get head now

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Blue Swede suck my dick
"Ooga-chaka" your assholes
B. J. Thomas rules

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hey, BJ Thomas,
Don’t step on my blue suede shoes
Even though you’re dead

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
Hooked on a feeling
BJ Thomas (lol BJ)
What fell on my head?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
roses are red
violets are blue
bj thomas is dead
i dont know how to haiku

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Szyznyk posted:

Hey, why don’t you play,
Another somebody done
Somebody wrong song

Holy BJ Thomas haiku. It’s like he knew.

It’s actually,
“Won’t you play” sans “why,” Szyznyk,
Thanks for listening. :)


Ooga Chaka, huh?
Blue Swede & Jonathan King,
No Thomas credit.



E: for clarification, Blue Swede based their version on Jonathan King’s (a British singer who was also a kiddy diddler) version which did the “ooga chaka” first, and totally ignored Thomas’ original.

You Are A Werewolf fucked around with this message at 15:56 on Jun 6, 2021

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

You Are A Elf posted:

Jonathan King’s (a British singer who was also a kiddy diddler)

This is redundant

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

poo poo, I still demand credit for knowing a third BJ Thomas song.

BadFilmBestFilm
Jun 2, 2021
Instruments: vocals
I read Wikipedia
Origin Houston

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
I'm sad for Aardvark
Trapped himself into judging
These lovely haiku

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

can you imagine
a grown man lets folks call him
BJ blowjob lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I used to work with a guy named Woody Johnson

Scald
May 5, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 26 years!
butter biting rear end
you ask me where it all goes
check your blue suede shoes

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
Ooga-Chaka Oog
Swede hooked on my mojo
Blue balls for B J

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Ooga-Chacka Oog
a-Chacka Ooga-Chacka
Ooga-Chacka Oog

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Thomas forgotten;
Eclipsed not just by Blue Swede,
But Hasselhoff too.

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
You read this haiku?
Now you will be cursed, unless...
Post “OOGA-CHAKA”

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
Heard your new single
You will hear from my lawyer
Ooga my balls bitch

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




I hope I don't win
I don't need all that hassle
I'm here to shitpost

B Squad Leader
Nov 1, 2009

Swede was a verb in
That Jack Black/Mos Def movie
BJ Kind Rewind

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

I wrote the drat thing.
Blue Swede made my song famous
now rain hits my head.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Hi, My Name Is Bill
Blue Swede Just Don't Realize
What They Did To Me

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Ooga-Chacka Oog
a-Chacka Ooga-Chacka
Ooga-Chacka Oog

:perfect:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Oh Don Piano posted:

Blow Job Thomas

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I-I-I-I-I'm
Hooked on a feeling B.J.
HATES those Blue Suede shoes

spatial trait
Aug 7, 2009

ultrafilter posted:

Ooga-Chacka Oog
a-Chacka Ooga-Chacka
Ooga-Chacka Oog

If Disturbed wrote it
Hooked on a Feeling would start
Ooh ah ah ah ah

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Hooked on a feeling
Yeah i watched Alli McBeal
Vigo's guy was there

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Sorry, I must ask...
What the gently caress is wrong with you?
Ally McBeal? gently caress!

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

ultrafilter posted:

Ooga-Chacka Oog
a-Chacka Ooga-Chacka
Ooga-Chacka Oog

i'm a man of simple tastes so let me know when u want to become an ik & i will work it out with the people upstairs :q:

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:laffo:

I gotta figure some stuff out but will let you know.

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