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Driftingmouse
May 26, 2021

by Fritz the Horse
But it probably means that I am dead.

RIP B.J. Thomas

https://twitter.com/TheBJThomas/status/1398771563646885890

Mod edit: Link to mod challenge.

Somebody fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Jun 6, 2021

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Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Blow Job Thomas

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Oh Don Piano posted:

Blow Job Thomas

Damnit! :argh:

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

and just like the guy whose feet are to big for his casket

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Raindrops Keep Falling and I'm Dead.

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Wear a hat or use an umbrella.

Or just take it, it’s just loving water.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

He got punked by Blue Swede.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Oh Don Piano posted:

Blow Job Thomas

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Big Johnson Thomas, as the ladies knew him.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

piss drops keep falling on my face

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I was absolutely certain when I clicked on this thread it would be a link to a YouTube video of the song and op'd be a rereg of Halloween Liker

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Oh Don Piano posted:

Blow Job Thomas

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

sigher posted:

Raindrops Keep Falling and I'm Dead.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Maybe he should have repaired his roof before he died.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

Maybe he should have repaired his roof before he died.

Yup. He should have been fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Szyznyk posted:

He got punked by Blue Swede.

Truth

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

i don't get this reference can you please help :shobon:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

sigher posted:

Raindrops Keep Falling and I'm Dead.

missed this gem

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Oh Don Piano posted:

Blow Job Thomas

I missed this - very disrespectful of you. The man is died. He is dead now. He is not in a coma but in a state of death

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Aardvark! posted:

i don't get this reference can you please help :shobon:

Nobody remembers that BJ Thomas wrote Hooked on a Feeling, later remade and popularized by Blue Swede and Guardians of the Galaxy.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Sir Nose posted:

Nobody remembers that BJ Thomas wrote Hooked on a Feeling, later remade and popularized by Blue Swede and Guardians of the Galaxy.

Okay. Now explain it to me in the form of a haiku

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Aardvark! posted:

Okay. Now explain it to me in the form of a haiku

Maybe tomorrow. Too drunk now.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Aardvark! posted:

i don't get this reference can you please help :shobon:

B.J. Thomas sang the original version of “Hooked on a Feeling” in 1968. Swedish group Blue Swede covered it in 1974 and is memorable for the “ooga chaka” intro.

E: I’m slow.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
in honor of bj Thomas, whomever writes me the best haiku of the story of his beef with blue swede,

WILL be made,

an idiot king of GBS

for 48 hours

at a time to be determined

And so it is decreed

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
oh... And you only have 24 hours

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Blue Swede bit his dick
People call him bite job now
Nooner for GBS mod

(GBS pronounced "gibs")

Nooner fucked around with this message at 06:42 on Jun 6, 2021

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

Blue Swede bit his dick
People call him bite job now
Nooner for GBS mod

How the gently caress do you pronounce "GBS"?

Dads Dip Cup
Aug 13, 2009

Grimey Drawer
yeah I like that song
by who? never heard of him
sucks to be that guy

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Nooner posted:

Blue Swede bit his dick
People call him bite job now
Nooner for GBS mod

(GBS pronounced "gibs")

Very important addendum here, Nooner.

Is gibs pronounced like "giblets" or like "gib me the pepperoni"?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
the gently caress is this poo poo?
mods need to shut the gently caress up.
suck my loving balls .

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Blow Job Thomas died
The rain drops that were falling
Were really my cum

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I would be salty
If my name was BJ, too
Ooga-Chaka-Oog

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

don't give a poo poo op
mod challenges suck my rear end
just make nooner king

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
A man just died guys
But the important thing is
Nooner is now king

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Raindrops on my head
Never heard of Blue Swede Shitheads
I am Idiot King

kaom
Jan 20, 2007


B.J. forgotten
There’s only “ooga-chaka”
Chaos vote nooner

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Aardvark! posted:

Very important addendum here, Nooner.

Is gibs pronounced like "giblets" or like "gib me the pepperoni"?

Like gif but with a b, duh :rolleye:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Rain drops on my head
Blue Suede stole my song those jerks
And now I am dead

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


ey, what's a haiku?
not much, what's a haiku with
you [filler words here]

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Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Hey, why don’t you play,
Another somebody done
Somebody wrong song

Holy BJ Thomas haiku. It’s like he knew.

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