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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

Feldegast42 posted:

If you do it too much you will blind yourself to the will of the prophets, child

lol

FunkyAl posted:

In a jealous rage, Kai Winn throws this computer interface user into the prophet's wormhole in an attempt to kill him. Unfortunately, he is adopted as the newest and most popular member of the temporal continuum. No less than three holiday weeks are celebrated on Bajor in his honor.

Jazerus posted:

your Pah is weak, Kai Winn

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

What's my pah like?

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
When you're head of your clans
And you've made evil plans
That's a pah wraith

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Rate my Pah, alien, but know: I walk these final nights as a representative of the Camarilla. Gehenna is coming, and my juggalo name is "Violent J.O."

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Lawman 0 posted:

What's my pah like?

It's soft and squishy, but it's like a frequency that's made of light and projects form. It's lighter than matter, but it still feels like you can feel it.


Rudeboy Detective posted:

Rate my Pah, alien, but know: I walk these final nights as a representative of the Camarilla. Gehenna is coming, and my juggalo name is "Violent J.O."

This Pah is like "Faygo" but a space faygo. Spaygo. I dub thee Violent Spaygo

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Do I have pah?

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


FunkyAl posted:

This Pah is like "Faygo" but a space faygo. Spaygo. I dub thee Violent Spaygo

You have made a powerful enemy this day, Kai FunkyAI.

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020
the mod team violated the sancity of my avatar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbHwTinE0k

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


how many pah wraiths can dance on the head of a pin?

Jazerus fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 4, 2021

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.

Jazerus posted:

how many pah wraiths can dance on the head of a pin?

How many can you afford?

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

FunkyAl posted:

This Pah is like "Faygo" but a space faygo. Spaygo. I dub thee Violent Spaygo

lmao

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


thinkin bout that pah

Mazerunner
Apr 22, 2010

Good Hunter, what... what is this post?
pah pah oo la la

pahpah ooo lala

pah pah oo la la

want your pah romance

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
YOU AIN'T MUH REAL PAH

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Imagining a bajoran pick up artist who rates women's pah as a cheap come on.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

ikanreed posted:

Imagining a bajoran pick up artist who rates women's pah as a cheap come on.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell
Kai Opaka is out there dying repeatedly for your sins, what has Kai Winn ever done except firebomb a school

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
My pah resides in my root chakra.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Unkempt posted:

YOU AIN'T MUH REAL PAH

Just a faux pah

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Unkempt posted:

Just a faux pah

this is what kai winn tells half-bajoran children to make them cry

Trying
Sep 26, 2019

Was there a big moment where Winn realised Dukat was Dukat or did she just gradually notice he's the loving worst oh it's this rear end in a top hat again?

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Retreat now? At my moment of triumph???!!!

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

Trying posted:

Was there a big moment where Winn realised Dukat was Dukat or did she just gradually notice he's the loving worst oh it's this rear end in a top hat again?

Solbor tells Winn in The Changing Face of Evil. She's initially horrified but is drunk with the potential power of the Pah-wraiths and accepts him and stabs Solbor.

Marsupial Ape
Dec 15, 2020
the mod team violated the sancity of my avatar
My pah is always irate.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
I hope they made Solbor a saint or something.

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

My pah is dead!

Cerv
Sep 14, 2004

This is a silly post with little news value.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63019250

her Pah is with the wraiths now

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I have a blanket with a map of the Inner Sphere on it that I use to watch star trek and football.

Rate me.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Big Beef City posted:

I have a blanket with a map of the Inner Sphere on it that I use to watch star trek and football.

Rate me.

Misunderstood but basically a good pah. We all have a good pah deep down. What is "foot ball," on bajor we have no organized sports as we do not believe in conflict

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

FunkyAl posted:

Misunderstood but basically a good pah. We all have a good pah deep down. What is "foot ball," on bajor we have no organized sports as we do not believe in conflict

What about Springball?

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Sanguinia posted:

What about Springball?

If you gave such a thing to a Bajoran child, they would consider it a trial from the Prophets.

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

pah humbug

Noam Chomsky
Apr 4, 2019

:capitalism::dehumanize:


Pahfect thread

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


FunkyAl posted:

In real life, I do not endorse bombing daycares, cardassian or otherwise. Why not donate a book? One of the cardassian children's epics?

Hey OP I just wanted to say thank you for this. I have renounced my old ways of bombing Cardassian daycares and now volunteer at a NGO helping Cardassian refugees.

You’ve really changed my life for the better.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
You know those Pah-wraiths folk. Super misunderstood.

Like why condemn them, when you could do something cool and good, like worship them instead?

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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dr_rat posted:

You know those Pah-wraiths folk. Super misunderstood.

Like why condemn them, when you could do something cool and good, like worship them instead?

This familiar-looking Bajoran I've never met has some neat ideas!

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