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FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
Is Your Pah Strong or Weak? I will tell you, child.

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Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
I always expected more interplay between how the Bajorans shook hands with earlobes while the Ferengi used them to masturbate?

Schadenboner fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Jun 8, 2021

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Schadenboner posted:

I always expected more interplay between how the Bajorans shook hands with earlobes while the Ferengi used them to masturbate?

Your Pah is weak, child.

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

FunkyAl posted:

Your Pah is weak, child.

Yeah, that's fair.

grassy gnoll
Aug 27, 2006

The pawsting business is tough work.


Well, hello.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

grassy gnoll posted:



Well, hello.

Child....yours is one of the strongest Pahs I have ever felt...Live at my house

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine
Imma get killed crash-landing on teh Northern Ireland planet, get rezzed by the planet, and stay there.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

I hope my Pah is cool-ranch flavored but being real it's probably something like sour cream and onion

PoptartsNinja
May 9, 2008

He is still almost definitely not a spy


Soiled Meat
How much can a Pah bench?

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

mind the walrus posted:

I hope my Pah is cool-ranch flavored but being real it's probably something like sour cream and onion

Your Pah is the flavor of....Pizza Pringles


PoptartsNinja posted:

How much can a Pah bench?

Yours, not so much. Child.

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

Pah! Humbug!

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Goblin Craft posted:

Pah! Humbug!

You will be haunted by three pah wraiths.

Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Pah! Get the shotgun, there's Vedeks in the wheat field again.

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


RandolphCarter posted:

You will be haunted by three pah wraiths.

Is that...good?

RandolphCarter
Jul 30, 2005


Tulip posted:

Is that...good?

The Pah Wraith of Gratitude Festival past is pretty chill

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous.

e: wrong thread but fine gently caress it this works

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Your Pah is Deforest Kelley describing being mailed a joint


Goblin Craft posted:

Pah! Humbug!

Oh! But his was a tight-fisted pah at the grindstone, Goblin Craft! a squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old pah! Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his thin lips blue; and spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the dog-days; and didn’t thaw it one degree at the Bajoran Life Festival.

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Cease to Hope posted:

When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous.

e: wrong thread but fine gently caress it this works

I sense much conflict in this Pah

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Cease to Hope posted:

When cut across the neck, a sound like wailing winter winds is heard, they say. I'd always hoped to cut someone like that someday, to hear that sound. But to have it happen to my own neck is ridiculous.

e: wrong thread but fine gently caress it this works

The Sci-Fi Wi-Fi › science fiction dick quotes but about a Pah

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 232 days!
more like pahthetic

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

Hodgepodge posted:

more like pahthetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4vW7iNAQ54

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I am wearing a spoon on my forehead

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


I bombed a Cardassian daycare, hit me

Bootcha
Nov 13, 2012

Truly, the pinnacle of goaltending
Grimey Drawer
I'm gonna build this kiln, damnit!

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Rate my pā

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE posted:

I bombed a Cardassian daycare, hit me

You walk with the prophets. We shall make you a veddic!

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.
In real life, I do not endorse bombing daycares, cardassian or otherwise. Why not donate a book? One of the cardassian children's epics?

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
World: Saved
Crablettes: Eaten
Did Garek or Dukat ever do a review of 1984?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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I completely forgot about the Pah-Rate thread.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Like I'm really gonna trust Kai Winn to rate my pah. I rate my own pah. I do it like 3-4 times a day and once before bedtime.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

josh04 posted:

I completely forgot about the Pah-Rate thread.

Feel the love of the Pah-Rate

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Pet Force: Pah-Rat's Revenge

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Bogus Adventure posted:

Like I'm really gonna trust Kai Winn to rate my pah. I rate my own pah. I do it like 3-4 times a day and once before bedtime.

If you do it too much you will blind yourself to the will of the prophets, child

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.

josh04 posted:

I completely forgot about the Pah-Rate thread.

Me as well.


Feldegast42 posted:

If you do it too much you will blind yourself to the will of the prophets, child

This is one hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.


Bogus Adventure posted:

Like I'm really gonna trust Kai Winn to rate my pah. I rate my own pah. I do it like 3-4 times a day and once before bedtime.

In a jealous rage, Kai Winn throws this computer interface user into the prophet's wormhole in an attempt to kill him. Unfortunately, he is adopted as the newest and most popular member of the temporal continuum. No less than three holiday weeks are celebrated on Bajor in his honor.

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

This title contains sponsored content.

FunkyAl posted:

In a jealous rage, Kai Winn throws this computer interface user into the prophet's wormhole in an attempt to kill him. Unfortunately, he is adopted as the newest and most popular member of the temporal continuum. No less than three holiday weeks are celebrated on Bajor in his honor.

Argh! This is the last thing Kai Winn wanted!

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


FunkyAl posted:

In a jealous rage, Kai Winn throws this computer interface user into the prophet's wormhole in an attempt to kill him. Unfortunately, he is adopted as the newest and most popular member of the temporal continuum. No less than three holiday weeks are celebrated on Bajor in his honor.

your Pah is weak, Kai Winn

HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


FunkyAl posted:

You walk with the prophets. We shall make you a veddic!

gently caress yeah!

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 232 days!
if you got pah problems, I pity you son

got 99 problems but a wraith ain't one

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