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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

My posting jorts are getting kinda crusty again. Probably time to hose off.

If you don't have to chip them off, they're still fine imo

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

reverse chaps

spahc


really though, "Assful Chaps" would be a great username

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


I duct tape my cock and balls to my abdomen when I post.

And when I poo.

Which occasionally coincide.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I sometiems have to put on sunglasses when I am dropping my absolute sickest of burns but I dont do that too often because they are just too powerful

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Had to stop at the convenience store on the way back from work, I was all out of posting rubbers.

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

Chief McHeath posted:

Had to stop at the convenience store on the way back from work, I was all out of posting rubbers.

yo can you pick me up some more poster's ointment while you're there. i've run out of mine because of.... posting related things

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010

Chief McHeath posted:

Had to stop at the convenience store on the way back from work, I was all out of posting rubbers.

I don't use posting rubbers, that's for chumps. My posting is so good people get pregnant a lot but the upshot is there's enough posters around here to cause miscarriages that it becomes a problem that fixes itself.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



syntaxfunction posted:

there's enough posters around here to cause miscarriages that it becomes a problem that fixes itself.

holy poo poo dude fuckin :iceburn:

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea


HELLO

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Imagine what the inside of that thing smells like after a marathon posting sesh

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Literally A Person posted:

Imagine what the inside of that thing smells like after a marathon posting sesh

That's why I post nude

Except at work. Then I have to wear close toed shoes

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I love the smell of fresh posts in the morning. Or any other time really. You don't need to air out your posting diaper, or you'll lose quality

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

The Bloop posted:

me posting:




it's a bit like eating ortolan

To hide from God when you’re posting?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

DamnCanadian posted:

To hide from God when you’re posting?

That judgey gently caress is always reading over my shoulder when I'm trying to lay SISCK BURNS

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Literally A Person posted:

That judgey gently caress is always reading over my should when I'm trying to lay SISCK BURNS

hello

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:argh:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


alright op, that's it. the gloves are coming off

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

yikes! posted:

alright op, that's it. the gloves are coming off

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING THIS WHOLE TIME!!!:mad:

KinkyJohn
Sep 19, 2002

Wrt pooping gloves I recommend the disposable kind even though it's not good for the environment just because the reusable kind gets kinda funky after a few washes

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



KinkyJohn posted:

Wrt pooping gloves I recommend the disposable kind even though it's not good for the environment just because the reusable kind gets kinda funky after a few washes

how do you take them off after use?

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

That judgey gently caress is always reading over my shoulder when I'm trying to lay SISCK BURNS

"And where you see one set of tracks in the sand that is where I empty quoted you. You scrub. You moron."

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
just got in my new posting skates

gonna make things a lot smoother on my end

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I peck my posts out using my posting balldo

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



is there anything a balldo CAN'T do???

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

how do you take them off after use?

You're supposed to stick 'em in your butt then clench and the gloves come right off

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



ah, it's so obvious, I'm an idiot

Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Sid Vicious posted:

im wearing posting Crocs

You idiot! Those aren't going to be popular for another 6 years!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Posting a selfie of me posing while posting

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Putting on my posting jerkin and matching smilie medallions.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

me and the boys around the fire barrel, warming up our fingerless gloves for posting later

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Posting a picture of Smugworth posing while being milked.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

*gently applies posting merkin*

"Now we're ready."

feller
Jul 5, 2006


doin my posting stretches rn

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

the real secret to posting power has nothing to do with your glove situation and everything to do with how you hydrate yourself pre-posting, peri-posting and especially in the post-post period

no I will not be sharing the recipe for my posting punch, thank you and good day

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I only post with a glove on my left hand and with soft spikes as if I'm golfing

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Big Beef City posted:

I only post with a glove on my left hand and with soft spikes as if I'm golfing

I see that fancy glove does about as much for your posting as it does for your golf game.

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ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


all I need are my posting tampons

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