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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
It's all about posting ascots now. loving get with the times ffs.

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I post fully nude, gbs gets me super sweaty. :shrug:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I post fully nude, gbs gets me super sweaty. :shrug:

As long as you're wearing a condom it's fine.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Literally A Person posted:

As long as you're wearing a condom it's fine.

I’m literally always wearing a condom, not even a part of the GBS lube-based posting system. :hai:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im wearing posting Crocs

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe
I will never realize anything gently caress u

Oh Don Piano
Nov 4, 2009
Posting with a rat tail and steps

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
wearing heelies to increase posting velocity / do tricks

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I walk around my study puffing on a cherry wood tobacco pipe, speaking my posts outloud and my assistant types them up.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Oh wow just coming right at me on this Wednesday

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's more of a posting diaper

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Posting cape

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

I post with an empty 2L stuck up my rear end and another taped to my dingus.


Fingerless gloves

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My posting sock-garters keep me in the GAME!!!!

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Nothing will ever touch my posting fanny pack full USB sticks of reaction pics and memes, and my visor to highlight my frosted tips.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

You aren't even really a poster unless you're wearing posting suspenders.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
I didn't think they'd get this sticky this quickly.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Literally A Person posted:

As long as you're wearing a condom it's fine.
Me, posting

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I wear a skin tight latex suit that says Immobile Suit Goondam on it while I moan and wheeze my way through yet another perfect post

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO
ya'll post? just right her ein front of god and everyone?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
THIS IS NOT ABOUT GLOVES




BECAUSE I DO NOT WEAR GLOVES

~fiona tim apple

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
It's weird how up is down and dogs are cats

DrSunshine
Mar 23, 2009

Did I just say that out loud~~?!!!
I have posting gloves but they're the disposable latex kind to protect me from :toxx:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I post fully nude, gbs gets me super sweaty. :shrug:

Mr. Fartebody

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Colonel Cancer posted:

It's more of a posting diaper

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
You'll have to take my posting gloves off my cold probed body before I get rid of them

CleverHans
Apr 25, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
I was so shocked by this that my posting monocle popped out and I had to readjust my posting fez.

Circumcised Elon
Jun 20, 2021

by Shine

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I post fully nude, gbs gets me super sweaty. :shrug:

If you post primarily from the toilet this is super convenient.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Postin from the Postin Van, which is filled with Amazon Echoes so Alexa can read off all my posts in realtime to the whole neighborhood

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
me posting:




it's a bit like eating ortolan

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

The Bloop posted:

me posting:




it's a bit like eating ortolan

why doesn't one of the sleeves go down to the pants? that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. They invented half of something useful

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

kntfkr posted:

why doesn't one of the sleeves go down to the pants? that's the stupidest thing I've ever seen. They invented half of something useful

it's 2021 use your aliexpress bluetooth automasturbator when in public jeez

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021
I only have 2 words for you:

"Assless Chaps"

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
GBS Approved Fursuit posting only thanks.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Harry_Potato posted:

I only have 2 words for you:

"Assless Chaps"

**THREAD DERAIL SEQUENCE INITIATED**
Chaps, by definition, do not have a seat and are therefor already "assless"

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
My posting jorts are getting kinda crusty again. Probably time to hose off.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

My posting jorts are getting kinda crusty again. Probably time to hose off.

If, when you peel them off it doesn't look like a radiation burn victim after photo you're doing this wrong.

e: to be clear my rear end and genitals looked like a radiation burn victim's PRIOR to putting my posting jorts on thank you very much, this is just a general service announcement.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

**THREAD DERAIL SEQUENCE INITIATED**
Chaps, by definition, do not have a seat and are therefor already "assless"

I'm starting a new line of BBC's rear end-full Chaps.
You've never had a chapped rear end full until you get your hands on BBC.

That's our motto I think it's gonna go over well.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Big Beef City posted:

If, when you peel them off it doesn't look like a radiation burn victim after photo you're doing this wrong.

e: to be clear my rear end and genitals looked like a radiation burn victim's PRIOR to putting my posting jorts on thank you very much, this is just a general service announcement.

this comment made me truly uncomfortable irl

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
reverse chaps

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